i had a sick time mate so keep laughing

27 honestly i don't even know

[devilledminion]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 3.06 (Montreal)

[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

rockin out just for the dead

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

[smeagles]

Liverpool 6.30.26

[bish0ps]

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

[smeagles]

dj kobra kid & dj party poison

[my-dailydreams]

[freezi-drink]

Hey um??

Via ID in alt

[sagetheunwise]

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

[mettatonsfinalform]

Some bees collect fibres for their tiny nests! They are usually more polite about it though

[rabbitindisguise]

"natural shedding is taking too fucking long get it together mammal" <- like that maybe. Bee has places to bee 🐝

[nighthawkes]

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

[orthoscheme]

little green aliens first day on earth and i feed it supraspicy habanero ghost pepper wings because im genuinely a bad person

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[mira-mira-0n-the-wall]

[thememedaddy]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[tuesda]

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[iamwizzzzz]

[targetedknowledge]

[vexwerewolf]

Okay but Vaquero Samurai would fuck so hard

[countinglobsters]

There are 0 lobsters in this post

[vexwerewolf]

That you know about