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despazito

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

dat-soldier

olivethetiger

they are brothers in every universe 🥺

mushroom-cookie-bears-deactivat

puyopuyo

skippyisntfunny

bisexual-engineer-girl

Pulitzer Prize type shit

wizardshark

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

spooky-narwhal

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

chungledown-bimothy

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

eisenkrahe

flipocrite

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

kaijufluffs

She's being so big and brave.

nitpickspot

Man at that point I'd just pretend i don't know. How the hell am i supposed to answer her riddle? And what? make her feel bad?

I'd rather die!

krinsbez

Which of them eats you?

bolters-and-rivets

Naturally you give the child the honour of her first kill, and both you and mother Sphinx play along as you fall over and let child ineffectually gnaw on your shin as you dramatically cry out about the indignity of you, an adventurer of 30 years, being bested at riddles by a child.

homewrecking-lore

#me after working overtime every day of the week this week

33v0

zagzie

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

gustygardns

beach day and sun hats ☀️

souls-webb

This is so much better than i expected on every level.

First of all : EVERYONE IS SO CUTE AGAIN I AM SO OBSESSED WITH TGE WAY YOU DRAW BOWSER I JUST WANNA AAAAAA

I wanna squisch his cheeks so bad.

BUT LUIGI IN THIS OUTFIT IS ALSO SO ADORABLE JSJSJ

The way he goes on his tiptoes just to kiss his boyfriend AAA

The L ! >>

Mario most likely getting hit by the volleyball >>

gustygardns

TYYYY 💚

Ahh yes I love the height difference trope where Character A has to stand on their tiptoes to reach Character B hehe

Mario is definitely getting hit by that volleyball because he is too busy glaring down Bowser 😭😭 Actually, off screen, Rosalina was the one who hit the ball over the net and Daisy was just awful at saving it LMAO.

its you!

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

bgm05

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

thediscossessed

Literally this

derinthescarletpescatarian

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

tilthat

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

squeeful

Yep. It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime. One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility.

kurowrites

“Unknown scientist”? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.

solarpunkcast

Gas companies are still so mad at him he’s “unknown scientist”, know his name

bogleech

Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about “deregulation.”

prismatic-bell

Patterson died 5 December 1995.

Petition to make his date of death a Tumblr holiday celebrated by talking about cool shit the gas and petroleum industries don’t want us to know about, and fighting to continue his work.