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helprobin-deactivated20190722

kpop is wack man you guys post videos w captions like “LOOK at what taehyung did” and i play the video and he does fucking nothing he just like blinks or wipes his nose or whatever and the tags are like “STOP DJKSFJSH OMFG… my precious juicy husband please impregnate me 🤤😍😫”

…..seek help!

gragam

dovabunny

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

jl-streams

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

romansleftshoulderpad

No one admits is but everyone’s REAL favorite ship dynamic is just

Person A: Character you can project onto

Person B: Your type

astraldreadnought-deactivated20

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Straight Parents: We just want to decide when our kids are introduced to the idea of relationships!

Also Straight Parents: (watch a one year old baby boy playing with blocks with a one year old baby girl) HAHAHA he is already such a ladykiller

spots-of-gold

swolerbear

I am used to people assuming my long haired dmab child is a girl, that is what 99% of people think, no matter what Baby is wearing. Despite the fact that I use gender neutral terms for Baby on tumblr, in real life I do not even attempt to raise them gender neutrally because I don’t trust society. However, I also do not rigidly enforce their gender. most people refer to them as a girl when they meet them, and typically I do not bother to “correct” them because I don’t care. The only time I “correct” them is when it gets weird or the interaction is prolonged.

One time I was at the store when another dmab child started following mine around. The family of that kid thought it was the cutest thing they had ever seen. They laughed, “look, he’s following that little girl around!” I smiled politely and kept shopping

They didn’t go away, however. They kept following us. My child didn’t really understand what was going on, and they kept saying things like, “look, he has a crush on the little girl!” I don’t know how long this went on, but it got really weird. Finally, I turned and said, “actually, he’s a boy.”

They disappeared. Not another word was spoken. I don’t think they even acknowledged what I said beyond a shocked “oh”. Suddenly, it wasn’t cute. Suddenly, it wasn’t Innocent. Suddenly, their boy didn’t have a crush on my boy, like they had insisted before.

It’s fucking toxic and weird

dankmemeuniversity

officialtsubomifacts

@officialreigenfacts reigen, how do you do it?

officialreigenfacts

Hah? Oh, the rasengan?

It’s all about chakra control and rotation. Please be mindful of it

officialtsubomifacts

Ah… that’s not quite what I meant. To specify- how are you so ugly?

officialreigenfacts

mayothompson

this post is viewable only to former elementary school emos and goths

posers do not interact

tchaikovskaya

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

tchaikovskaya

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

itsnotvinebutitsfine

| That’s…. not how that works

leupagus

This woman deserves an oscar

it-is-a-mystery

same energy

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

I think we should go back to the Internet age of boom boom boom boom and caramelldansen and pretty rave girl and nightcore and those badly edited amvs and like those sparkles and shit.