i treat sheet music better than i do myself

i’ve been trying to find a new heart on ebay. i think they quit making those though. ♡ Alex 23

[pixiesforthot]

“pass with care”

i’m going to pass with SO much disregard

[fashionablyuninvitedx]

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

[luxiomahariel]

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

[incorrectthroam]

Sisky: You’re not even listening to me, are you? I could probably say anything and you wouldn’t even react.

Ryan: Tell me about it.

Sisky: I murdered Jon last night. Strangled him in his sleep.

Ryan: I feel you.

Sisky: I can’t stop thinking about the way the life slowly drained from his eyes, silently pleading with me to spare him. It gives me a rush just thinking about it. I’ve been craving to kill ever since.

Ryan: Been there.

Mike: *looks on in horror*

[pixiesforthot]

): why are you ignoring my anons?

im not now. i’ve been trying to reach out for a few years but it seems the second i actually want to talk to you after over 8 years of stalking, you seem to vanish. i have over 40 asks in my inbox ALL FROM YOU over YEARS, and yet the second i answer you run the fuck away. nah. i don’t care. we’re both adults now. you fucked up and continued to well up until about 3 years ago as a whole entire adult. give your balls a tug, act your age, and fucking answer bro. i’m sick of your shit

[theocseason4]

Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for

[diogenesnuts]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10

[fluorescentbrains]

doc davis actually isn’t associated with the tiktok user—and they’re really salty about the video

[thekawaiibutterflygirl]

oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH

[seardrax]

Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.

[passion-of-l0vers]

sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

[fucking-relax]

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

[doublevampires]

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

[doublevampires]

fascinating

[triviallytrue]

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

[satansoldersister]

@official-pussy-posts

[official-pussy-posts]

Official Pussy Post

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

[wagahai-da]

strap-on

[sexiest-objects-tournament]

...yeah ill reblog this

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[girlballs-archive]

you have to make it homoerotic and weird

[gjjuddmk2]

[grecoromanyaoi]

i think the way tiktok and tumblr (yes i am unifying these two sites together for this, for shame!) talk about autism and adhd (n honestly ocd too) as this quirky party trick has really damaged The Youths, at least in america (n they enact that damage on the rest of us, per usual)

like you guys will CONTINUE as usual to mock n harass anyone who is slightly "weird" or "offputting" bc well YOURE autistic and YOU dont do that, so it must be a them problem. well, YOU live on your own and YOU have a job and YOU have tons of friends and YOU go to uni and YOU go to the club and YOU arent weird. its not an "autism thing", this persons just weird. weird for being a picky eater, for using scripts in conversations, for avoiding crowded places n having meltdowns while in them, for living w their parents or in assisted living, for going on about their special interests, for missing social ques, for speaking "weird", for stimming, for having little or no friends, for being unemployed, for having motor issues, for being nonverbal, for not being able to handle the school/academy system, for being autistic.

THEYRE clearly just weird, THEYRE wrong for exhibiting signs and symptoms of autism. their autism is WRONG and WEIRD and OFFPUTTING. YOURE autistic and YOU dont do that, so its clearly "not about autism".

[grecoromanyaoi]

when you act like autism/adhd are just small quirks n way too many popular vids say shit like 'did you know that looking both ways before crossing the streets is actually a sign of autism?' OF COURSE youre gonna detach autism/adhd from behaviors that are deemed socially unacceptable and failure to be contained within social structures. autism acceptance isnt about challenging the way we see the world - the way we see our social structures and those who cant be contained within them, what independence looks like, what is socially acceptable to look like, to act like, to do, to challenge our idea of intelligence and wisdom, of social connections, of society. autism acceptance isnt about all that. its about making cutesy tumblr post about how much you love a tv show. of course.

[lillagrim]

[relelvance]

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

[piedude]

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

[reagan-slayer69]

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

[yamitoskarin]

my FRAUDULENT psychiatrist keeps trying to misdiagnose my yandere swag as "severe borderline personality disorder"