[weirdlyspecificboyfriendmemes]

when you text him 

when he responds

[plant-flowers-not-trash]

I fucking love Anders so much

[seraphex]

not leaving this site until it gets deleted

[seraphex]

if apple wants me and my penis jokes to die so badly then they can come and shoot me point blank but until then im gonna be sticking around

[mimipippin]

girlboss and malewife <3

[underseabookish]

Favorite Book Series (Non-SJM):

Divine Blood by Beck Michaels (ongoing)

Kingdom of the Wicked by Kerri Maniscalco (ongoing)

Stalking Jack the Ripper Series by Kerri Maniscalco (complete)

The Bridge Kingdom by Danielle L. Jensen (ongoing)

Dark Shores by Danielle L. Jensen (ongoing)

Hollow Crown Duology by Zoraida Córdova (complete)

Foolish Kingdoms by Natalia Jaster (complete)

Anything by Emma Hamm

Fae Elementals by Aleera Ceres (ongoing)

Married to Magic series by Elise Kova (ongoing)

The Witness Tree Chronicles by Haley Walden (ongoing)

Heir of Blood and Fire by Renae Cameo (ongoing)

Falling Kingdoms by Morgan Rhodes (complete)

Sands of Arawiya Duology by Hafsah Faizal (complete)

Caraval Trilogy by Stephanie Garber (complete)

Kingdom of Cards Duology by Janella Angeles (ongoing)

From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout (ongoing)

[landofpetrichor]

Madoc? The fuck? Leave the chickens alone

[theradioghost]

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

[ritavonbees]

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

[marisatomay]

please do not forget your smash mouth

[fynslife]

Emil when he realises beheading the skeletons doesn’t kill them

[urfaveisunfuckable]

quark from star trek deep space 9 is unfuckable!

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

That From Blood and Ash cliffhanger ending though

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Fantasy romance readers be like

[nuinokata]

me, who’s never watched an episode of The Boys in my life, scrolling through the trending tags and seeing the female characters teaming up to beat the absolute shit out of that nazi bitch:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pixiesinthevoid]

ORBEEZ!

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[warpedalignment]

TNG Alignment Chart

This is my first alignment chart ever, thanks to the blank templates I found

Yeah, I put Picard in the middle because we know he's done all of them.

[lemon-mart]

the level of whiplash

Campfire!

Belly rubs!

F-fusion ?

GUNS ??

SWEAT SHOPS ?????

[free-range-tiddies]

Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

[video-store-clerk]

Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[gamebiadvance]

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")

First person: "See what's behind this door..!"

(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"

Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."

End transcript.]

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

The moment that man started speaking -