pizza sauce is my blood

[umameva]

i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM

[flexibility-love-andtrust]

@demeters-daughter

[cyberkillerxx]

“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”

[touyanii]

“what the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??” is a great sentence

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

[argumate]

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

Grain-stealing thots

[professor-doc-emeritus]

Oh boy, can’t wait for my paycheck!

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[plague-doctor-daddy]

[slaughterhousefive]

[diedforeverlol]

“hey i asked you to copy some important papers where are they” “██████████████” 

[anxietyproblem]

[brbgensokyo]

we really dont fuck around and wake ancient gods enough 

[captain-sili]

[catchymemes]

[cocoacallalily]

The nerd girls are tired…

[sailorzeo]

I sell soaps and scents at cons. The number of times women told me “You’re doing the lord’s work, selling soap at con” was immeasurable.

Of course, it only works if people BUY it…

[dollsonmain]

And then use it.

[wanderingcitrus-deactivated2021]

Saw these heroes at a con recently.

[nerochinchin]

finally i get a chance to post this god tier cosplay from back in june

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

I made a birthday card for our graphic designer at work and I'm so proud of it, its the ugliest and worst designed thing ever and its beautiful

[superbova1995]

And you're just not gonna show it?

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

Oh yeah here u go lol

[glumshoe]

man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her

[dreamofhircine]

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you’re an American and ever go to another country my biggest advice to you is to go someplace “American themed”. Even if it’s just a seasonal section in a grocery store. It’s always a good time and sometimes it’s even cute.

When I was in Germany my cousins dragged me to a “rodeo” and it was hilarious. It was just a clown and his assistant in bad cowboy outfits lassoing things. Literally a clown. I’m not making that part up. There were no horses or bulls. I’ve seen more impressive lasso tricks from four year olds.

It was so fun. The American section of the grocery store in Switzerland had blueberry juice in it. What the hell is blueberry juice? Delightful, is what it is. 10/10 not accurate in the slightest would recommend. I’m glad they’re having fun.

[rorytelling]

My middle school teacher's wife is from Japan. And the first time he visited Japan around Christmas her family plopped a sponge cake with strawberries in front of him like "look!!!"

And my teacher is like "???? Nice!""

And they tell him "it's Christmas Cake!"

So he learns Japan has Christmas Cake, which is an "American thing." Except if you're American, you're realizing Christmas Cake is NOT a thing we do.

They were pretty devastated that their American custom was made up. But hey, Christmas Cake is GOOD. so win lose

[what-even-is-thiss]

Man I WISH we had Christmas cake.

[sarcoptid]

[mosrael]

*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”

me @ ant: tell your friends.

[closet-keys]

the worse climate disaster gets, the more you’ll see closet eugenicists start to advocate for letting people die. you need to be prepared to combat the ideology wherever you see it, because it’s only going to get worse and worse Read everything having to do with climate disaster critically. If the central argument underlying what’s being said is that the death of disabled and/or racialized people is inevitable, natural, or desirable– that’s a fascist.

they might be appear to be a garden variety republican or liberal or even a leftist at first, but know that if that argument is being made, their underlying ideology is one of supremacism, and given additional climate stress, they will become more blatant about it.

[tredlocity]

Happy Halloween!

[weaver-z]

Broke: Coming out of the closet

WOKE: Containment Breach

[goth-and-hydrated]

Mom...Dad...

I'm [R E D A C T E D]

[catchymemes]