Being is the new normal.

Diane,22,France. The Domino's Pizza guy has seen me too many times.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[anxietyproblem]

[pervocracy]

Why beehives are hexagons.

[robotlyra]

O P T I M I Z E D

[savesuho-blog]

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

[octoswan]

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

[scatterbone]

[the-whateverest-jkb3-blog-deact]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

[garagepunk]

[onlytwitterpics]

[pettycentral]

[nowhites]

whats the deal with people with low-empathy levels going into high-empathy career paths? like being an elementary education major is not easy…. i cant imagine how some people choose to go through all these classes, all the reading, exams, student teaching… just so they can be mean to kids. like why are you here??????????? 

[mrsokiedoke]

When I hear “you’re a lot nicer than Mrs. [teacher who came before me]” my heart fucking breaks.

[the-stray-liger]

They were bullies in school who sought to remain in positions of power in order to always control and abuse others.

It’s not only cops and nurses, it’s very often also school teachers who immediately regress into their highschool bully form the minute they step into a classroom

[per1winkle]

Or maybe consider kids, especially teenagers, fucking suck??? And you’re poor all the time??? And so under-funded that anything you do doesn’t make a difference??? And also kids suck.

[frauchun-racun-deactivated20220]

Then don’t be (or stop being) a fucking teacher. Leave the job to people who actually give a shit about the future generations.

You dense motherfucker.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

“Don’t be a teacher if you’re gonna bully children” “b-but children suck and I hate them” then dont be a teacher, bitch.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i don’t wear glasses and until i looked at the comments i thought these were from som weird old video game lmaooo

[screenshotsofdespair]

Existential crisis.

[zoobus]

"Are you wearing the-"

"The babyskin boots? Yeah, I am :)"

[maybesimon]

shoes for sale, babies, never worn

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sailorbrazil]

accept her

[sloppystyle]