[invalidate]

every time i make a post someone unfollows me. if y’all don’t want my posts than what do you want

[invalidate]

damn ok

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bartenders are technically drug dealers.

[spikeisawesome456]

So are Baristas. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong

[staccatostark-deactivated201811]

wait how big are they then

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

closer to pumpkins

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

that dog looks fucked I love him

[transmasc-malleus]

good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

[interruptingkau]

Best female anthro design:

[letstalkaboutheroes]

cursed female anthro design:

[rootbeergoddess]

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

[prince-luffy]

Fish Tiddies

[pathesis]

[plantsplacesthings]

Why that goose look like Ray Romano

[vonisv]

Everyone give Terry Crews your power so he can burn Hollywood and its roaches to the ground

[athanatosora]

unfortunate word choice

[athanatosora]

[athanatosora]

present mic: break a leg!

midoriya izuku:

[best-of-memes]

[grandhowler]

Dude

[capitalist-dog-deactivated20151]

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

[ethically-wrong-deactivated2014]

This is natural art.

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

This is why you keep ya family business off twitter

[drugfriendly]

[pinkgliitter]

LMFAO

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

th..th…thats tuff lmaoo

[hardlyquinn-deactivated20200323]

CALM THE FUCK DOWN Y’ALL HE AIN’T MARRIED

Look they’re even friends now

[surprisebitch]

good plot twist

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

This man deserves everything let him he happy

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

[halfagony-halfhope]

Elizabeth Bennet: *Roasts Darcy*

Darcy:

[auntymurda]

u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

candles are how we keep fires as pets

[annabellioncourt]

this is unnecessarily adorable

[safelyendangered]

“art” (safelyendangered.com/webtoon)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via bertiebertthepom)

[heckifiknowcomics]

One from the archives… 

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[spideyjlaw]

me: i have no fears 

chris hemsworth: lol avengers 4 is worse than infinity war :)

me: i have one (1) fear