Neither Here nor There

[yoshirox10]

Me and my assigned NSA agent when a boy messages me back on tinder

[surprisebitch]

the fucking caption im screaming

[audreyhepbuns]

The world isn’t simple enough to explain in words. - Hayao Miyazaki

[eastafriqueen]

[mstheda-deactivated20190827]

Me as a parent lmao

[victorpopejr]

I guess it’s his w/ @alphaxalfa

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

[Cheerful music in background]

Both: [singing in unison] “This land is your land! This land is my land!”

White person: [interjecting; monotone] “This land is my land! This land is my land! This land is my land. This land is my land.”

[laughter]

[coughloop]

[colachampagnedad]

is this a whole foods review

[nevver]

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

We all been there girl..

[themelanintreasury]

Killed it 🎵🎵🎵 IG: https://www.instagram.com/iamezinma/

[pale-manmi]

Oh shit she bodied it

[mirthavirgo]

[louisianagaybottom]

Who is she??!

[sagihairius]

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Netflix’s new site is a giant “f*ck you” to Comcast and Time Warner

Netflix launched a site late Wednesday night called Fast.com, where — in one click — anyone browsing the internet can see how fast their internet speed is. Although it’s great for consumers, some internet providers might not be happy about the new website.

Follow @the-future-now​

[wilwheaton]

Fuck Comcast

[paradoxanomalyenigma]

Netflix didn’t invent that it’s been around

[vaspider]

Netflix didn’t invent speed checks, but this site is Netflix’s.

[queerlyexhausted]

Okay, so here’s why Netflix speedtest is so brilliant. 

Most of us know about Speedtest.net, right? Well Comcast and Time Warner know about it too. They know customers use it to check to see if they’re getting what they are paying for. Comcast techs even tell customers to check their speed with Speedtest.net. 

So, to make sure people think they are getting good speeds, Comcast and Time Warner prioritize traffic going to Speedtest.net. When you check your speed there it’s artificially inflated. That is NOT the speed you are getting when you browse tumblr and that is definitely not the speed you get when you watch Netflix. 

Comcast and Time Warner can not artificially inflate the results by prioritizing traffic to Fast.net unless they also prioritize traffic to Netflix, and they definitely do not want to do that. 

[revretch]

That is so fucking slimy. Good for Netflix

[dayte]

Been using this for a while and recommending it to people, just for the ease of use alone

[merelybeing]

[aninounettear-deactivated202402]

so apparently you guys want to hear Katara say “I’ll kill you” in French

[booksfunquotes]

[heirloombabydoll-deactivated201]

[mike-huckabees-large-son]

my favorite meme is when conservatives are asked who their favorite band is, they excitedly proclaim their lifelong love for _____, a journalist rushes to ask _____ their reaction, ______ promptly tells conservative to fuck off

[afloweroutofstone]

Tom Morello (Rage Against the Machine) article responding to Paul Ryan was a masterpiece

[closet-keys]

[blvnk-art]

how it is to be Harry Potter’s teenager son.

[instagram @potterbyblvnk]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Exclusive new footage from Episode VII is looking great! Harrison Ford’s still got it!

[stormwindcity]

this video makes me want to burn down everything yet i hit play every time 

[peppapigvevo]

im the stormtrooper in the back

[dajo42]

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

[maneth985]

[luxgalador]

This post was good but then it got better

[celticshenanigans]

Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I’ve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so I’ve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called “Smite the Knight”. I’ve been in the ring before, it’s a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they’re reserved. It’s adorable. I mean, they’re kids.

But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter…the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6′2″, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled “I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!”. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It’s the fierce princess!” and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.

[complete-in-ix-deactivated20230]

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

[the-ironhobbit-deactivated20170]

This has improved since last I reblogged.

[tinierpurplefishes]

I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn’t really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.

[shadesofmauve]

I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she “didn’t have any money. And this protects you from trolls!” I said “Thanks, that’s really sweet – but what about you? Don’t you need protection from trolls?”

At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says “Nah, I’m fine.”

I still have that tinsel tiara. It’s draped over my modem. I figure it’ll protect me from the most trolls that way.

[theillustrativewitch]

Alright. That’s it. I need a warrior woman outfit for the ren faire.

[iguanamouth]

forbidden knowledge

[coldfruit123]

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

[iguanamouth]

Yes Here Are All The Frames

[pibblepunk-deactivated20200219]

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR