Giddyup Daddy

I'm celestial defecation at its least mephitic.

[shigraki]

im SO glad i decided to watch the resident evil real time fandub

[catscenter]

[aphroditeslips]

mama pasta looks so kind

[ebrennan]

I need $5000 and an iced coffee

[punishedtradchad]

[contac]

When you fall through a kiddy pool and end up in the Coca-Cola Hellscape.

[kreuzaderny]

you will not die, but for ten thousand years you’ll wish you had

[lovingrot]

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

[wherehipposdrome]

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[lakevida]

i’m familiar with self care

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[plaffington-ghast]

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[raeewe]

[phantoms0da]

this gave me chills

[wayneradiotv]

hey… that’s…. uh…..

[unclefather]

She learned that on Pinterest

[mbmbimbo]

MOVE YOUR

GIANT

PIZZA ASS

[slightmood]

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

[sausage-grandma]

You’re not a real Gen Z kid until you know how to floss

[userboxer]