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apas-95

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

despazito

cryptotheism

Have you studied enough alchemy to synthesise The Dialectic Material?

I've got an ingot of pure context on my side table

segamascott

chaser

While I'm posting here and no longer under any obligation to rep the company, I might as well share this incredibly funny story from behind the scenes that I don't think ever got out: Due to the constant problems we had around "The Chaser" being also a name of a sex thing online (you would not BELIEVE the kind of confused fan mail I had to sort through), in 2019 we had very seriously planned to rebrand our online channels.

After a laborious process whittling down hundreds of potential names we settled on another alcohol related term, a popular Australian slang term for wine, as we thought that was in the spirit of "The Chaser" but also uniquely Australian.

Literally the only reason we didn't end up rebranding was the whole company fell into an omnishambles in 2020, and we were all too busy both figuratively and literally putting out fires to even think about doing a full company rebrand.

And that, my friends, is how The Chaser through sheer dumb luck, managed to avoid what would have gone down as possibly one of the worst company rebrands in the history of everything, when that same name came to mean something else VERY different a few years later:

chaser

apparently I'm still logged into the work account 3 years after leaving this company

chaser

so for my final note, from the bottom of my heart, I just wanna get dicked down again =/

batshit-auspol

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

valtsv

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

valtsv

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

kaijuerotica

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

decompose1

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

decompose1

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

npdclaraoswald

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

selected works / cuffs by Tamara Santibañez

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

punkrorschach

happy first day of pride everyone

welcometoyouredoom

joostmarkerink

brick-match

You might think this shows two colors of bricks, but this effect can actually be achieved just by using different mortar colors! Mortar can make up about 20% of the wall surface appearance, for most common brick sizes, so the color you choose makes a big impact.

Examples from Pine Hall Brick's website. The picture on the left is PH's Kennon House brick on both sides shown laid with gray mortar and with "straw" colored mortar; the picture on the right is their Tufts House brick on both sides, shown laid with gray mortar and white mortar. You can see how different the appearance of the bricks is based on which mortar color you choose!

brick-match

@jansila replying to your tags, yes but the mason might think you're the joker

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