A cumulative dumpster fire of fandom interests

Pepper. Sometimes I like to pretend I’ve got my shit together. A multifandom blog.

[dinosaursmate]

to my friends who I am still in contact with, those who I lost contact with, those who were still around and those who, like me, have emerged from the woodwork due to tragedy - I love you I see you I’m thinking of you

[catchymemes]

[vincentspork]

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

[fairy-islearchive-deactivated20]

British people, apparently

[reematheroamer]

tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside

[myvegansensesaretingling]

reblog if you’re on team “I acknowledge that Draco Malfoy is a highly flawed individual and in no way condone the shit he’s done, but I strongly believe he was deserving of a redemption arc and it hurts my soul that JKR chose not to explore that”

[letsmakeitwritee]

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

[i-dont-use-my-main-anymore]

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

[insertnerdyjokehere]

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

[mzuul]

I love this trope so fucking much never gets old

[broke-boujeeandlovingmarvel]

staff: no more nsfw tags

Y'all: Oh no how will we tag our nsfw work!?

Intellectuals:

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

[king-smaurent]

One of my favorite thing about fandom is the fan fiction rabbit hole I always fall in. Like at first, upon finishing the canon material, I’m all “ok I want cannon verse fic, tell me what happens after the story, or before, but I’m super critical of characterization and relation to canon events” and now, my ass out here like “Alright how about a *spins wheel* Victorian Era *spin* bakery AU with *throws dart* a slow burn love triangle”

[justanotherass]

the legend of zelma

[thelongshorts]

oooop I ACTUALLY did another odd crossover??  - this time with Zelda and The Incredibles. - (a parody of the famous “ my super suit?”-scene)

[wingedcorgi]

james and harry. oh and one more thing:

[badcopworsecop]

do u ever think about bakugou being the only one hit by that villains quirk because i do

bonus:

[argumate]

in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category

[trapcard]

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

[happymansgay]

step one: 

artemis fowl movie:

failed step one

[sneakyfeets]

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

[ghirahimbo]

The casting call described him as what now

[sneakyfeets]

[bumbleshark]

last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

[bananonbinary]

“emotional intelligence” artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion

im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions

[bananonbinary]

im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didn’t want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldn’t recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.

[221cbakerstreet]

this is fucking hilarious

[atomicblonde-deactivated2021063]

Oh NO. The dread is already creeping up on me.

[k-mraz]

Headcanon №8123: Hawks and Midoriya had quarrels (mostly All Might vs Endeavor of course) and discussions on hero fan forums for years without knowing who they are irl. And finally they occasionally meet each other on herocon. The final battle begins.

Also thanks @domineeringscarves for this beautiful conversation text (especially for nicknames they’re gorgeous)

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

my dream is to have joanne koanne rowling locked in a room with me, and i sit her down on some oversized comfy arm chairs that are sort of angled toward each other, to clasp my hands together and stare at her for an obscenely, uncomfortably long time, take a sip of my tea, then calmly ask her “Jo, what the fuck,”