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Advice I wish I would’ve followed or been given.
And you can still do it now
fun fact: one of the best ways to keep your mind sharp is to continue learning new skills as you grow older! it’s never too late to learn how to make your own clothes or resurrect the dead or grow beautiful flowers.
Um
Guys… It’s just…
CPR.
Learn to do CPR.
Hot take: CPR is a low-level necromantic spell
“A well-chosen book saves you from everything, including yourself.”
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Next crystal i buy will be a bloodstone
This is what a wizard mumbles to himself angrily after every time he has to deal with Comcast support
this icon redesign is funny to me bc the only place on tumblr these colors are represented is in the gradients you see when images don’t load
March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again
Everyone in the tags:
Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED
i'm what the kids call
really exhausted. I’m so tired.
March
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have found a Legendary Post
ITS HERE
Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*
this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.
When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:
“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”
Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either.
Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.
When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow
it’s…called your funny bone…
that gif tho
It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?” And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?” And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?” And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!” And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”
This is how human anatomy should be taught
there’s one under your shoulder-blade, too. I got it one time, leaning against a chain-link fence at school. Caught the bottom of my shoulder-blade just right to hit the nerve. Do Not Want.
Because of that nerve link, when you hit your “funny bone” REALLY HARD, the little finger on that side goes red-hot. None of the others. Weird. Not Fun.
Actually I think they’ll be ok 🙃
Not everywhere is handling this as shittily as the US, ya dingus
#this is important because we have to remember #we have to remember it *did not have to be as bad as it was*
