Plaid Red

Keeping it Classy

[plaidred]

His ass to big for his cozy 🤣 . . . #rat #ratsofinstagram #petrat #petrats #cutepets https://www.instagram.com/p/CN_OPIagRxX/?igshid=18d0ieupc76xc

[funnytwittertweets]

[neo-lightchild-decafineator-dea]

Don't call me out like that

[badassdemonsword]

[ginkgo-bilobas]

I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

[argumate]

only nineteen hundreds kids will remember these

[adhoption]

normal brain: I'm a '90s kid

big brain: I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

giant brain: I arose from the final years of the 20th century

galaxy brain: I was brought into this world amongst the dying breaths of the second millennium AD, and grew amidst the warmth of its ashes

[argumate]

born some decades before the Calamity

[memewhore]

[foldingfittedsheets]

This isn’t even the most like birds a plant can look! This green birdbush grows in Australia and appears to make hummingbirds except, wait, there’s no hummingbirds in Australia. So what is this plant doing.

[bouncyirwin]

I am in awe 😯

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

[dragon-in-a-fez]

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

[loudestcrowdever]

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

COFFIN WHAT NOW

Yooooo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

[i-am-a-koi]

okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier 

it is a spaghetti noodle with a head 

[camazotz]

Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa

[spuzzle]

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory

[tiredmess]

y’all I CANNOT

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[givemeunicorns]

Okay so yes we need to put more money into education in the US but y'all this SPECIFIC line of thinking has much less to do with public education and everything to do with the evangelical war on science. This exact “earth age” rhetoric isn’t the result of dumb people, its being taught in Christian schools and touted in evangelical churches. Evangelical lobbies help pass laws that force states to teach creationism alongside evolution. Millions are spent every year by evangelical institutions to convince partitions that science is lying to them, to force them to belive the only place they can find truth is the church. Creationism is just another facet of that and acting like it just “Americans are dumb” rather than a pointed, purposeful campaign to keep people in a what amounts to a cult, is not oy disingenuous, its dangerous

[phoenixwrites]

Thank you, Uni.

[steven-the-slime-deactivated202]

Yeah as someone who was taught the earth was 6000 years old and believed it until I was like, 22: its a cultish weird thing you get shoved into your hea from a VERY young age. We had sunday school classes about how evolution was wrong when I was growing up; and about how feminism and even egaltarianism was wrong as well. Brainwashing doesn’t skip over you based on whether or not you are “smart”. 

[musings-of-a-prodigal]

Brainwashing doesn’t skip over you based on whether or not you are “smart.”

[punkerbullet]

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

Juvenile punks are brightly colored as a form of protective visibility, allowing their parents to find them easily and preventing injuries such as traffic mishaps and accidental mosh pit squishing. As they mature, punks develop their darker, studded adult plumage.

[bat-snake]

That was…not the description I was expecting, but it’s perfect.

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[brawltogethernow]

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

[teathattast]

[gluten-free-pussy]

WHAT

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

Pusheen is married?!?

[lilkearnsie]

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

[thegenderal]

Bread Instagram is INSANE

[thegenderal]

HOW ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS!!! HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING. YOUR BREAD IS MISSING ITS BREAD!!!!! YOUR BREAD HAS NO BREAD IN YOUR BREAD!!!!

[thegenderal]

[thegenderal]

This guy says it has a “light and airy crumb” YEAH ILL BET!

[cctinsleybaxter]

@smallshrimphell​

[tothearkmoved]

4-2-2011

[wolfydawolfli]

I never considered baby capybaras were a thing but here I am, d'awstruck but the tiny adorable child

[iridessence]

babybara

[toasty-bat]

[iridessence]

holy shit

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

So recently the mayor of my city placed a bunch of sharp stones under a bridge commonly used by homeless people to escape the harsh tropical storms we experience during the summer

A priest decided that was an utterly anti humanitarian course of action (rightfully so) and so his solution.. was to destroy those rocks with a hammer.

I'm not Catholic (in fact, I grew up Jewish and am now atheist) but I feel this is what religion is supposed to be about. Using the divine to help humans behave a little more... human.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Fuck it up Father Julio

[camille-andre-book]

[runningwiththefox]

caroline legg || CC BY 2.0

[kadimakara]

Melanated Female Inventors. Ten inventions that happened because of Black Women.

[pumkin789star]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[woodofholly99]

#BLACKEXCELLENCE

[amcheynic]

Awesome!

[tonystreetzchicago]

Beautiful!!!

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

The idea of english as a mother tongue is so strange to me, in my head english is how ppl communicate when there's no way in common to communicate, so english as a mother tongue sounds a bit like idk email as a mother tongue ykwim? Like english to me feels like the stuff that's used to fill the empty spaces between languages

[carnivorine]

Ok English is my native language and unfortunatly the only one I know yet, but this reminds me so much of that passage in Flights by Olga Tokarczuk