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Haven't done anything Eddie and Volt related in a bit
Still working on the dad bod Eddie drawing but I had this idea
Volt as Zeus
how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants
STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS
I’m Getting Adopted By… WHO? (tumblr parent poll round 1 poll 17)
Bilbo Baggins - The Hobbit
pukicho - Tumblr
Propaganda under cut
Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.
That is no way to talk to your father
we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious
i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny
&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend
a group of fueyike arvinians hunting a protodragon, an intelligent non sophont species that were a split of the predecessors of red and green dragons.
they are drawn to the smell of food. which makes them an issue for fueyike settlements. the main goal is to drive away protodragons and not kill them if possible, but some male protodragons become aggressive during the hot seasons, which makes them a pest.
furthest we've ever been
Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?
Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.
Literally saw it at work last night and didn’t notice. I did take a picture and just checked and yeah, it’s real
Yeah even if you have perfect color vision the "flavored" is invisible depending on the ambient lighting, I couldn't believe the audacity???
Some of my favorites from C. M. Kosemen's sketchbook Tangent Worlds:
Two friends, a fungus-man and a meat ghost with multiple eyes, are baffled by the implications of a triangle that should not exist.
A feminine spirit rescues another from torment at the hands of malevolent beings.
Anatomical studies and drawings of animals which evolved in a universe where telekinesis is real. The oversized brains of these Telekinesizoans are used for lifting the animal and manipulating food items. Only a small section of the brains are used for conscious perception, effectively making most Telekinesizoans quite “dim.” An “advanced” form, with almost no visible appendages.
Advanced Telekinesizoans move not by levitating themselves, but by manipulating the air flows around them. This predatory form (a Polteropterygid,) strikes its victim with stone missiles that it hurls by telekinetic force.
Different species of Telekinesizoan herbivores have different "signature” items that they sculpt and carry with themselves as they forage. These ornate items, carved telekinetically out of stone or wood, serve both as display structures and weapons.
The para-insect species seen on the left had the remarkable ability to speak, not unlike a parrot. I saw them repeat word-like sounds in idle moments, yet their forest world contained no intelligent species. I was unnerved and hurriedly severed all connections with that particular Earth.
Sketches of “final beings” that will live a billion years from now. These beings have the ability to look into the “space between spaces” and catch glimpses of the past.
Sketches of reptiles which fly by “propellers” powered by coils of tightly-winding muscle fibers. The propeller-blade-like “fingers” reverse their pitch as they rewind, ensuing continual forward thrust.
On the distant world of Zarnia, gravity is high and plant life resembles flat, green-and-purple tiles of road pavement. This combination of flat terrain and hard surfaces has enabled the evolution of a spectacular way of life: Zarnia has animals with wheels instead of legs. Left, This long-necked herbivore defends itself with mace-like swings of its armored head. Right, Male and female varieties of a herbivorous tetracycl species.
It is hard to perceive time directly when moving across dimensions. I couldn’t tell which forms were the ancestors and which were the descendants in this transition between intelligent, human-like beings and asinine reptiles.
All beings seen on this page are descendants of nanotechnological “crystal machines” which blossomed into their own ecology after being created as industrial tools by an older race. Reproducing through “intelligently designed” blueprints modified and mutated through errors of transcription, they exhibited a spectacular, quasi-Darwinian evolutionary process in action. The world of the crystal beasts was also noteworthy in that it was home to actual “ghosts” and “spirits;” vagrant AIs and semisentient processing software left over from the age of industry. Such “ghosts,” transmitted through radio organs present in most species, could “possess” individual animals and get them to engage in unusual, self-aware behavior, or even produce virgin births and “twisted” offspring drastically different from their parents.
A “plains sweeper” which ran across grasslands and fed on clouds of small “insects.”
Members of an alien group of animals which have convergently evolved to resemble dinosaurs of the earth’s past.
Sketch of the vast beings that lived on salt flats and fed on air.
Three species of cursorial “advanced” Martian spiders, with fully erect limbs, hips derived from the initial leg segments, internal pseudoskeletons and advanced respiration. The species seen here is one of the top predators of this world.
Visions of winged reptiles (unrelated to pterosaurs,) that sail on the calm lakes like living boats. Their long, supple necks help them catch fish. It seems like not all saillizards come from the same lineage - there were many different combinations of limbs, wings and sails.
Art is the most certain sign of intelligence. This page shows a selection of dinosauroid cave-art. Cave art depicting a pack of tyrant-raptors, dangerous predators of the dinosauroids.
Sketch of a neosauropod gentleman with a tasteful covering of body paint and an ornate smoking pipe that denotes his status as a herd-orator. The sonorous conversations of these beings can be heard, like thunder, for hundreds of miles.
Hey! I recently found out about a super-bizarre parasitic crustacean called a Dendrogaster. It's fascinating to say the least, but info has proven a bit scarce and everything I find out about it raises more questions then it answers. By any chance, would you be willing/able to give a brief rundown on it? You seem like the person to ask about that sort of thing.
Oh yeah I’m a BIG fan of these!! Information is scarce like that because they aren’t very well studied, however, it’s actually quite common for many parasitic crustaceans, of completely different groups, to shed their entire recognizable anatomy at some point in their life cycle. “Anchor worms” for instance begin as pretty typical crustacean larvae, but once they find a final host, they eventually molt into little more than a bag of flesh with a reproductive system:
Then there’s the parasitic barnacles known as Rhizocephala, like the genus Sacculina I’ve written about a few times, which reduce themselves down to a fungus-like network of “roots” filling the body of a host crab, and then develop an external fleshy bag for their eggs which is weirdly an AWFUL lot like a fungus network sprouting a mushroom:
So then there’s Dendrogaster, which also begins its life as just a typical little swimming bug:
But a Dendrogaster’s host is a starfish, and a starfish is mostly hollow. It doesn’t have a lot of “meat” for a parasite to embed itself in, so when Dendrogaster molts down into a flesh blob, it actually ends up kind of “free floating” inside the starfish, and the ideal shape for that lifestyle is apparently this:
Yes I have been fiddling with some monster designs inspired by these, they just got buried in my “to do” for years. Here’s how one fits into its starfish:
You would think this was just part of the host’s organ system from the looks of it! We actually aren’t positive, last I checked, how Dendrogaster feeds but it possibly just absorbs nutrients in a tapeworm-like fashion.
Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory
Pretty sure this is the game all the bacteria and fungus and other flora plays all the time down there ngl man.
Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory
encouraging the new qifling
Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world
Eridian scientists proceed to stuff Grace's face with meburgers until Rocky stops screaming
rites of passage
closeups:
1. academia
2. teaching
3. family