Something Silly, Idk

[otherwindow]

accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney

[mega-taiga]

They really said

[babygirlimgone-deactivated20240]

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

[laserwalnut]

LOUD WARNING Whole region mad

[laserwalnut]

Team Plasma are smoking the DNA Splicers

[laserwalnut]

Ok I HAVE to post these

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[insanaquarium]

Visit Original Link

Awful unused sound effect from a spore creature stage cutscene

[oviraptorfan]

So I had been thinking of the concept of "What if the headset somehow appeared in other worlds and timelines, and other sophont species had put it on, resulting in them entering The Amazing Digital Circus?" In this case I had imagined it being a Thalassic Gravedigger from Serina, and since TADC mind scans were designed for humans specifically, I imagined that it glitched out when it scanned the bird and so it's avatar is just how the Thalassic Gravedigger naturally looked. I suspect it would certainly be an....experience for them, a species who essentially lived in mesolithic conditions and now suddenly finds itself in a "circus" and encounters beings it'd never seen before. Plus Caine would probably just consider it to be another human guest and solved the language barrier by suddenly making it able to comprehend english and speak it with a simple snap of his fingers (which would absolutely cause distress).

If the Thalassic Gravedigger managed to adjust to the immediate chaos of the circus, I wonder how it would interact with the circus cast, since it's not human and never was, but is still a distinct sophont of its own right. Since their species is highly cooperative as a rule, highly religious with an emphasis that every living thing is important, have a deep fascination with nature, are quite pragmatic and artistic animals, and seem to be at least somewhat introverted, I suspect it might have these kinds of relationships with the characters: Pomni - Likely positive, though not quite sure how exactly they'd interact. Ragatha - Would likely have pleasant conversations with them, but would likely need to take breaks since Ragatha is pretty extroverted and thus could socially overwhelm them in prolonged talks. Would likely be curious about Ragatha's farm animals and talk about it's own domesticated fauna back home. Jax - Would absoluely despise Jax due to how little regard they have for others and their jerkish attitude, plus Jax would likely try to punt the Thalassic Graverdigger as the big is just around 2 feet tall. Zooble - Would likely enjoy being around them since they spend most of their time just quietly hanging out and not participating in Caine's adventures, plus absolutely disliking Jax would be something the two would absolutely find common ground on. Probably curious about their tattoo art and might talk about similar art their daydreamer neighbors would do. Gangle - Likely enjoys her company as well, and the two especially would likely bond over doing artwork. Gangle would likely introduce them to anime and after the inital weirdness the bird might come to like it a lot. Kinger - Probably cautious around him at first due to his generally wacky attitude making him come off as unpredictable, though the trusting nature of other circus members would likely help them somewhat relax around him. Would absolutely love to talk with a lucid Kinger about philosophical topics if they two offically met. Caine - Absolutely fears this thing, seeing it as some natural thing that seems in control of everything around here, including how they made it suddenly understand and speak an entierly alien language to it. Plus Caine's lack of regard for it as a distinct species and just calling them a human would get on its nerves REALLY quick.

Hope y'all enjoy this general idea I had thought of, might sketch more of it at some point but I wanted to show this off since I don't think many people have considered how the cast might interact with sophont beings who AREN'T human OR A.I. Also here's a piece of the Thalassic Gravedigger having a conversation with Annabelle from the TADC story Ctrl+C made by @thwarp! Really big fan of that story, and I sort of wonder how the two might interact since Annabelle is pretty different from Ragatha but also similar to her in some ways.

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[homunculus-argument]

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

[homunculus-argument]

Any sufficiently advanced form of catholism is indistinguishable from bdsm.

[rhoshilio]

Designed a t-shirt for my new job and felt very good about it.

[map9810-blog]

[valtsv]

fantasy really did cook with dragons as an allegory for weapons of mass destruction, more specifically as a symbolic manifestation of the insatiable greed that drives men to seek to claim ownership and control over such weapons

[valtsv]

like oh man i sure hope your dismissal and objectification of highly independent and intelligent beings as "savage beasts" and the fiercely possessive pride you take in their subjugation doesn't reflect your broader ideological values haha. can you even imagine.

[sabertoothwalrus]

sometimes you trap a male false black widow under a cup in the middle of the night because he was roaming around on your ceiling looking for female spider pheromones and then his harmless dumb ass fell straight onto your bed so you had to contain him because you were tired and wanted to sleep. and sometimes that spider is no longer in that cup the next morning. as haunting as it is his determination is honestly kinda inspiring. chase your dreams little man hope you get spider laid

[sabertoothwalrus]

so, I hadn’t seen him since he escaped from his cup prison the other day (I did, however, find a ridiculously tiny vampire bite mark on my tummy— it did not swell or itch, like I said, he’s harmless), and I came home today to find ants swarming my bathroom. and there he was, following the trail and making a meal of em. He really got his revenge by biting me (pathetically) and then made an effort to prove his worth. I think we’re basically best friends now

[dogpuppy]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Orb of Gorilla Summoning

[homunculus-argument]

There's this one specific interaction on reddit that I wouldn't call "infamous" but I also know that everyone who knows it knows it by the punchline, so in order to not ruin it for the ones who haven't, I'm just going to talk all of you through it as I'm saying this.

The beauty of it is that you could place that exact same dialogue into any time and place in human history and it would make just as much sense, you could have it as a conversation between sailors in a 1600s ship, a group of bronze-age warriors cleaning their weapons, stone age hunters walking home from a hunt, or a bunch of 21st century redditors on the internet, and it would hit just as splendidly.

There was this conversation about if you could have sex with any specific person from any time through human history, which one would you choose? Famous legendary lovers were brought up, queens, emperors and such were popular, might as well fuck Rasputin just to see what the hype was all about, the kind of answers one would expect.

Then some guy said he would choose his own late wife. He went on to talk about how brutal it is, that you might find the love of your life, but there's no promise that this life couldn't be suddenly cut short. That his body aches for hers and how there isn't much he wouldn't do for one more opportunity to make love to her one last time.

Now, I'd like you to imagine a pause in the conversation. A solemn, contemplative moment of silence, with several of the people present nodding in agreement that this is indeed the finest answer - it wasn't a competition, but there's no doing better than that.

And then someone breaks this solemn silence and says:

"I also choose this guy's dead wife."

[enby-denby]

For the sake of letting the full story be known: you have to imagine that after another moment of horrified silence, Dead Wife giy bursts out laughing and says, with a bittersweet smile "yeah, that was her sense of humor..."

[homunculus-argument]

Oh fuck that's right I neglected the most important part of this.

[anik]

i love this guy