Welcome to the Old Man Microwave

No minors - You can call me Iain or Bee - They/He - Mid 20s - This is my hyperfixation sideblog where I talk about wrestling, fucking, and old men, often in the same breath 💙 - We're all Sickos here! - follows from stareintotheabiss

[cocopommel]

these are so funny i’m gonna throw up

[elclon]

he/it lio rush with the pride umbrella…. i know that’s right

(taken from lio’s twitter!)

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[prostatestar]

[cosmic-spider]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 43

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

[dickoelysium]

hdb fuckers get in here!!!!!

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[biglawbear]

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[duckbunny]

your twenties are not "late" to start hrt. that is a normal time to start hrt. your thirties are also a normal time to start hrt. your seventies are pretty late to start hrt, but not too late. like, statistically, that's at the end of the curve. but if you are not dead, it is not too late for hrt.

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[violentlymox]

I’ve been thinking about this since yesterday and thinking fag in my head real loud

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

this pride month wear your jockstraps backwards — penis out, tasteful covering of the hole. trying something different is #resistance

[rpfofficial]

happy international workers day remember all you have to lose is your chains

[moxleyrollins]

#like not being able to watch a wolf go after a bunny AEW COLLISION | 05.30.26

[allelitewrestlings]

“These two guys exchange Valentine’s gifts…”

[grapplingwithadhd]

These 5 minute time limit matches for the women aren't as fun as the Max Caster ones because its one of the few womens segments for the show and not just one of 177856 mens segments weekly

[warrenzevonofficial]

"ethical rpf" pisses me off i'm writing about hitting him with a belt