bite me

28, depressed, anxious, pansexual nerd. !!NO MINORS 18+!! ♡brat♡ ♡audhd♡ ♡single♡ UK

[hexjulia]

wanting to vent a bit/being worried about privacy will have you posting like i'm dealing with issues and problems. situations have happened to me. and there are emotions i'm experiencing about this. or not. gotta keep 'em on their toes.

[softwithyou]

you gotta moan and tell her nasty little things right into her ears in between kisses when you fuck her.

[tee-cualtzin]

If her thighs are thick .. she’s never wrong.

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[egoteque]

[jedi-masturb8r]

Her face may be innocent but she’s a mix of

“Yes daddy, put me in my place” and “don’t tell me what to do”

[patronums-deactivated20250730]

weekend cabin trip by the lake with s’mores and vile disgusting sex ???

[depsidase]

[fiddleheadfinn]

Send this to someone you love 💕

[kosmogrl]

[trixiecow]

If you haven’t come across my post about actual misogynists, let me say it again:

If you don’t respect women in real life, it is not a kink.

Mutual respect between partners is 100% necessary.

You cannot hide your desire to abuse women behind the facade of kink.

[loveletters2myself]

the sexiest thing a man can do is make his woman’s life easier

[outromoonyy]

Death doesn't scare me, but life without my hyperfixations does.

[afterdarkftm]

Being edged while forced to watch porn. Having to watch video after video of people cumming, all while you are continuously denied. Every time you get close to your orgasm you feel them pull away grinning as you beg and cry. Just as you get to the point where if your touched again you'll cum, they pull you onto them and push your head down to their boxers. Because if you want to cum you have to earn it.

[pleasebitemesoftly]

you do not fear, you do not falter, you do not yield.

[pawbeanies]

i LIED im not horny for sex. im horny for a soft domestic life. extremely horny for stealing kisses in between cooking dinner. extraordinarily horny for curling up together and watching something funny and talking about our days. off the charts horny for having my hair played with while we snuggle

[incubi-mlm]

Remote controlled vibes in public sounds fun, but I think being made to wear one while we’re at home would be fun too. Having it turned on randomly throughout the day. When I’m reading, writing, doing chores, etc. them just turning it on whenever they feel like it, edging me over and over until they’ve decided I’ve been good and finally pin me down and fuck me properly