“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.
Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”
compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.
Out of Touch
:3 is a genuinely cute emote everyone just got too brainwashed by 2012 anti-scene cringe culture to appreciate it. if you disagree with this no you don't :3
don't wash your white text posts with red socks
Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.
I’m laughing it starts like a magical girl transformation and then it just goes splort
I`m not gonna explain myself
Something something equivalent exchange
In order to get the best of both worlds, one must first offer something of equal value
PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE
For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice
25 years of ads peeled away
A warning
tomorrow
I’ve seen some takes that I must respectfully disagree with. Here is my alternate take.
Bella, a human: *drinking blood* delicious
Edward, a vampire: *crying* what the fuck
NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS
Item: Inappropriate Douglas
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round up
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