Spooky Blogging

24. she/her.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[acelessthan3]

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

[dhegdheer]

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[butchscientist]

:3 is a genuinely cute emote everyone just got too brainwashed by 2012 anti-scene cringe culture to appreciate it. if you disagree with this no you don't :3

[danwithouttheplan]

don't wash your white text posts with red socks

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[fencehopping]

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

[the-stray-liger]

I’m laughing it starts like a magical girl transformation and then it just goes splort

[tentacleteapot]

[cherrystrawberrie]

I`m not gonna explain myself

[manga-and-stuff]

[red-mercer]

Something something equivalent exchange

[mollyjames]

In order to get the best of both worlds, one must first offer something of equal value

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[saint-boss]

[raineydaywrites]

I’ve seen some takes that I must respectfully disagree with. Here is my alternate take.

[fouriis]

Bella, a human: *drinking blood* delicious

Edward, a vampire: *crying* what the fuck

[depsidase]

[bewbin]

[chumbie]

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

[honeylemony]

[pukicho]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Couple weeks

[prommytheus]

round up

[pukicho]

10 years