Eh

Brian. Seattle. Ask me about horror games or Destiny or birds or dinosaurs.

[pleasedontnerfthis]

Happy New Dragon Age Day

[logarto]

eww why are you having salad

are you five years old

[moonmoon-aint-stalk]

a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up

[logarto]

ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though

[molly-writes]

How you be allergic to salad? it’s not a specific food. It’s not. It’s an assembly method for a lovely cold-food. It doesn’t have to have dressing. it doesn’t have to have lettuce. Shredded broccoli and cheese with herbs in a oil-and-vinegar dressing. Raisins and shredded carrots in that weird sweet dressing. Weird dry salad.

[queen-of-dirt]

I don’t know why everyone wants to be a contrarian about this. We all know they were referring to leafy green salads, which is the most common kind of salad, and lettuce is a common trigger for several GI issues (which a friend might mislabel as “allergies”). Regardless, it is possible to be allergic to pretty much every ingredient in a salad.

[logarto]

cool but i am still not the guy who is allergic to salad

[headspace-hotel]

Everyone who wants to join tumblr should be shown this post as a warning for what they’re getting into.

[k-dhd]

[kosmogrl]

[sweatermuppet]

do you have any gender related tips

get a big pair of boots

[talesfromtreatment]

This little one acts completely feral unless you make the “mommy greeting kittens” noise at them. When my phone isn’t making them unsure they will come charging to the front of the cage for attention by the second trill.

You can see the body language change in the ears with the first and second trill real well

[vanmancan27]

@charlottan

[cryptidcola]

[cryptidcola]

[cryptidcola]

[protectspock]

[straightboyfriend]

[chongoblog]

Update for those of you not on Twitter: Elon is taking the feedback for the whole “checkmark for $8 a month” well

[kalichnikov]

[radiofreederry]

[doubleca5t]

tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced

[cirquedugrotesque]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[mossbug]

[ifightformyfriends]

[catchymemes]

[hellyesbro]

If someone told me $100,000 a year wasn’t enough to live on I think i’d kill them with a rock right then and there.