[depsidase]

[slayyyter]

Thats not a bear that's a beefcake and that's not a twink that's a jock........you people are so terrible at being gay ugh

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

[sprinkledsalt]

I can’t overstate the emotional damage 2024 did. In the face of insultingly obvious evil and *checks notes* a liberal woman, millions of people will line up to choose evil while more sit at home and scream at you for suggesting they should do the bare minimum to stop that evil, and then more will scream about why they’re akshewally the most moral and pure and righteous people on earth for refusing to stop evil, and how dare you even suggest there’s a difference between an evil rapist and a liberal woman. Really damages your capacity to think that people will ever come together to do the right thing

[disneystheweekenders]

Random Bahia Bay fun (part 2)

[factly]

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[newyearoldangel]

how many rivers were daled during the show's run?

this has an actual answer . i’m not even kidding kat you might think i’m kidding but i’m being so real with you there was actually a river daled on this show. here

vanessa morgan had a kid during the run of the show and then named him River and then they borrowed him for the happily-ever-after montage that happens 20 mins before the end of the last episode . and then they named him Dale so to answer your question that was a grand total of one river daled . the other river that was daled predated the show (sweetwater river, when they turned it into a town and started using the english synonym dale for the valley it ran through)

[doctorcurdlejr]

I was born in a cave and every night the wolves brought unto me Archie Comics for dinner (they assumed I was a vegetarian due to my gay way of crying) and now I can see into all kinds of worlds. Some of them are honestly kind of boring like the one where the Riverdale crew are all sentient veggies a la veggie tales but in world 73.472.E9 Archie and Veronica got married and started living out the plot of Crash (1996) which was kinda Feminist especially the part where Betty showed up at the hospital dressed like a doctor so she could run her hands all over Veronica's car crash injuries

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It’s so incredible how often in fanfiction mounting annoyance leads to romance, Rather than like in real life where it leads to two parents getting a messy divorce and then I have two Christmases.

[twerklina]

[fuckyeahgaycouples]

I love with this wonderful man for 21 years.

[fineas-and-pherb]

(x)

[sheabutterbitch]

I can not believe I read this with my own two eyes and the fact that this was tweeted at 8am brings me a little closer to death

[africanaquarian]

I was just looking at this on twitter, disgusted

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

They’re right and they should say it.

[twilightrenaissance]

Thought; vampires are dead so their cells cant divide. This means it's less unbelievable to have the sperm just survive after death. This means only the first few um, times, after death would have any swimmers. In conclusion; breaking dawn could have been avoided if Edward masturbated, even just a few times

consciousness was a mistake

[we-kant-even]

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

Chidi vs. Jason

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I forgot I made this post until just now. I can’t believe I unironically said “we live in a society”

[pleasereview]

[twilightrenaissance]

literally how can you hate this masterpiece