Im Not Here

Any {} immortal {} Bi bye / ace {} just random fandom things <3

[pleaseuneedone]

[essaytime]

this sucks so bad I need to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] eat a man's heart in the marketplace

[polyamandhellaglam]

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

[evilwriter37]

Aggressively reblogs.

[bi-nb-and-autistic]

He's a knight. Of course he has a praise kink and low self-esteem.

[pleaseuneedone]

Any of you guys know how to deal with feeling lonely?

[fiercestpurpose]

There’s a quality that certain books/movies/TV shows have that leads me to say, “Yeah, I can see people making fanfiction of that.” It’s something to do, I think, with how tight the story is, how much feels open-ended or like it could be elaborated on.

Something like Breaking Bad, for example, has low squiggability (that’s what I’m calling this quality). It’s tightly written, the characters are consistent, there’s little left to interpolate or extrapolate. Obviously, people DO write fanfic of Breaking Bad, but it still has a low squiggability score. Whereas something like Supernatural has a high squiggability score. Fantasy and science fiction often have high squiggability scores. This suggests squiggability could also be related to worldbuilding and potential for people to borrow a premise or setting.

And sometimes you’ll read or watch something and you’ll say, “Ah, low squiggability,” and then you’ll open tumblr and find out that everyone else seem to think its squiggability was very high indeed.

[apple-twinkle]

In combination with this perhaps?

[pleaseuneedone]

@ominous-signs Does weird cross stitch count?

[cerleansky]

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

[speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat]

absolutely obsessed with these tags

[loadinghellsing]

The Asexual Representation of Hellsing:

I think these are the main three... Anderson and the Major's sexuality are primarily explored in their prototype work, though it still bleeds into their Hellsing characterization. (If I'm forgetting details on anyone please put it in the comments!)

[pleaseuneedone]

Why does this explain parts of the spectrum better than like academic papers do?! I <3 my acesexuality, I don’t love the black and white thinking that goes around it and this shows that it’s not :) (also fuck yea hellsing!!!)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: three four people

[pleaseuneedone]

These aren’t just suggestions, this is now my bucketing list 

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

[pleaseuneedone]

You’re half way through, how is all of that going?

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

[pleaseuneedone]

“Oh I hate being in a situationship” but I mean it in the It will come back by hozier or vampire empire by big thief. When I say it I mean that I don’t want the scraps I can get but everything. It feels painful crawling to what little they can give and sitting waiting for more like a lap dog. If you’re not willing to tell your reason why you’re afraid to go forward with this then fine, but stop giving me just enough affection to keep me here then. I want to cut it off because if I can’t have it all then why should I but warmth is still warmth and love is still love. No matter how fleeting and quiet it must be….

Anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk the doors are to your left and right.

[byjove]

limping away from the battlefield all by yourself, handsome?