Five Minute Major

"What even IS a Flyer..." __________________________________________ A love letter to hockey, sports, and my silly fantasies. __________________________________________ B♡

[87712]

dick decided that willmack can’t outgay gay or bi etc and went all out on main

[respiteintheclouds]

My favorite genre of Sidney Crosby photos is where he looks utterly bewildered at the concept of a camera and/or visibly gay

[respiteintheclouds]

I always forget these photos exist until I'm trying to clear out my files and find them again.

[lastplaceleeloo]

Two of our Nova Scotia boys have been spotted together at Logan Shaw's Calder Cup party 🥳

Nathan Raymond MacKinnon, where TF are you so we can finally start Hot Halifax Summer? Crosby and Marchy can't do it alone 🥲

(Also, I forget Crosby's pro athlete height stats went to his "low center of gravity" instead until I see photos like these)

[lainnielaps]

people starting to ask about the pwhl schedule, have u met the pwhl? we're getting that schedule a good 1 week before the season starts if we're lucky

[eletricalkitten]

was diving through some covers from 1990-1999 and this one just HIT ME LIKE AN EXPLODING WATERMELON RIGHT ON MY FACE the flame the lighting… it’s just perfect. whoever shot this photo you have ALL my respect

[ruslanfedotenko]

Pittsburgh Penguins @ Ottawa Senators ⤷ November 11, 2007

[5thliner]

willmack hall of fame photos 🏆

[the-violent-tenderness]

Both Willmack and Samisa are "it's not gay if it's with the homies" pairings but the difference is Willmack knows they are lying the whole time and are just desperate to ignore the implications, Samisa 100% believes that shit right until the moment the don't and then have a brief mutual freakout that it's been gay the whole time before they shrug and move on

[meowddie]

Sidney Crosby waiting for Geno to come to Pittsburgh

[youcouldvebeentheone]

the image of 26 year old sidney crosby walking up to 25 year old brad marchand and saying 'look what i pushed into the sand! he is ours now!' while baby nathan mackinnon is just standing there is so deeply important to me. you know in lilo and stitch when he says 'this is my family, i found it, all on my own. it's little and broken but still good'. that is the nova scotia mafia to me.

i did cry making this that is beside the point.

[goaltnding]

no one hated that guy more than the senators did

[probsnothawkeye]

[naz-sideblog]

[crisisthegirl]

that mitch marner is straight and married to a woman and has a child with a woman will always explode my brain cuz wdym thats not the token gay guy in class wtf wtf

[dilftanger]

{SIDNEY CROSBY} pens @ flyers | 10.28.25

[cornshowercurtain]

i like to imagine that cat put a salt lamp in misa’s room to help with the feng shui of the place and misa almost immediately caught a stone-cold-sober sam licking it

[darkpurple12]

Someone tell me how “the longer you play with someone” needed another phrasing and he chose “the longer you’re with someone” thank you Macklin Celebrini for your use of words in this time of drought 🫡

[abbyroqueingit]

it's summer which means i am constantly asking myself questions such as "who is on my hockey team" and "is that a good idea"