Rogelio: “Dear diary, today I couldn’t find my diary, so I’m writing this on both my Kung-Fu Panda 2 DVDs.”
Rogelio: “Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Lonnie?”
Both Rogelio and Lonnie in Season 4: “I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my life to our Lord and savior Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?!”
Kyle, after the end of Protocol: (Crying) “Today was a good day. Can’t wait for tomorrow-” *Starts crying harder*
Lonnie: “I eat cheerios because they’re heart health! And my heart has been severely damaged…” *Grabs camera* “So Adora, if you’re out there-”
*Someone runs up to Baby Kyle*
The person, who is a Horde Soldier: “Do I look like your da-”
Lonnie at Catra: “Let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. Alright, I’m gonna go first. I hate you.”
Catra: *Sneaks up behind Lonnie on the couch*
Catra: *Shoots a gun at the ceiling*
Lonnie: *Falls off the couch* *Turns and points at Catra, who is laughing*
Lonnie: “THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!”
Rogelio, about either Catra or Lonnie: “She’s so rude. I hate her. She’s soo ugly. But she’s my best friend.”
Papa, at Thad: “Wow, son, your whips are getting really good.”
Kyle & Lonnie: “I hate myself. Oh, I really hate myself.”
Kyle: “And just remember that no one will ever hate you more than you already hate yourself!”
Kyle, in the barracks: (Scream singing) “I never wanna dance again! Guilty feet, I got no rhythm!”
(Pre-canon) Catra: *Jumps out from behind corner to scare Kyle* “Rah!”
Kyle: “AH! Shtap! I could’ve dropped my grey bars.”
Lonnie: “Oh good, you’re not busy.”
Rogelio: (Working on his audio log) “Actually, Lonnie, I am busy.”
Rogelio, in his audio logs: (About Catra and Adora) “And they were roommates-”
Person in the future: (Watching the logs) “Oh my god, they were roommates-”
Lonnie: (Driving a truck) “Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.”
Lonnie: “We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed.”
Lonnie: (Dancing) “Whatcha gonna do?” (dun, du dun dun) “Whatcha gonna do?”
Rogelio or Kyle: “When there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is: walk a wa-ay-ay~”
Lonnie: “Hey, you doing okay?”
Rogelio: “Yeah, just lately I haven’t been able to think straight.”
Rogelio’s thoughts: “Balls. Two guys holding hands. Clay Aiken. Weener.”
Kyle: “This one’s to end war!”
Kyle: *Throws basketball* *Somehow misses basket entirely*
Someone, at Kyle: “You can’t sit with us.”
Kyle: “Actually, Megan, I can’t sit anywhere. I have-”
Lonnie: “I just love working here, we all have a lot of laughs.”
Lonnie, at Catra: “Fuck off, Catra. I’m not going to your fucking invasion.”
Thad: “Kyle! Kyle, watch the Horde soldier, dude! Watch the Horde soldier.”
Baby Kyle: *Hits the Horde soldier head on with his tiny sword.*
Kyle: *Pours lemons into a bowl* “Well, when life gives you lemons.” (dun dun dun dun! DUN)
Lonnie: *Drops a staff during practice*
Lonnie’s Instructor: “LONNIE!”
Lonnie’s Instructor: “Get it together sweetie, we have a competition this weekend.”
Lonnie & Kyle, dancing in the barracks: “I hate. My body. I hate. My body. I hate-”
The Horde Squad at the end of season 5: “Fuck this shit, I’m out.” *Jumps into the Whispering Woods*
Everyone in the Horde (minus Rogelio): “What the fuck is up Kyle?! No, what did you say, dude?! Step the fuck up, Kyle!”
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