public transit enthusiast

any pronouns

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[morphogenetic]

.

but does anyone notice?

but does anyone care?

but does anything matter if you're already dead?

and should I be shocked now by the last thing you said?

but does anyone notice there's a corpse in this bed?

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[setulose]

[killjoys-make-s0me-nois3]

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[memyselfandi13531]

i think if ilya ever told svetlana about the tuna meltdown fiasco she'd make him tell her everything that he said word for word and when ilya's finished she's just sitting there like this

[setulose]

My Chemical Romance pissed me off so I centrifuged them

[setulose]

WORKS CITED:

"Frank Iero pissed me off so I brought him into the mines" by @waydownn, 2026

[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[theaterard]

just they/themmed the clerk in my head. thats how i’m moving this summer if you have a bob you’re nonbinary

[pseudophan]

knew it

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[omegaversereloaded]

Im crying right now. Im going to kill myself after posting this. He is so ugly. Im going to drop a boulder on my head and die flat because hes so ugly. I syill love him but hes disgusting

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[tomorrowillbeyou]

Do it fat and in jeans.

[poolboydivision]

boy division. volume set to kill.