15% concentrated dr of phil

Hey dudes!!! im Lucas (he/him), 18, and a leo. big into comics, cartoons, and spooky stuff. my favorite cryptid is black shuck [about]

[slowspinningredemption]

unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board

[prettypinkdork]

There are few things as profoundly funny as unnecessary/ominous quotations.

[male2faggot]

My gender

[catsafarithewriter]

Every conversation I’ve had about covid19 in the last week has, in some form or another, derailed onto this. Toilet paper… who’d have thought??

[dankmemeuniversity]

[luncheon-aspic]

Imagine showing this meme to someone one month ago.

[animalwoonz]

[akiyty]

All out here dropping the hottest tracks of 2020

[dilwidit]

Kaz Brekker from Six of Crows by @lbardugo

[coolxatu]

in memoriam

[juza-the-cloud-deactivated20221]

Visit Original Link

[unluckycharmdust]

[clarkslex]

we need more books that are written like YA novels but have characters in their 20s… like I can’t keep reading books about teenagers but I’m also not ready for the weird adult romance section of the book store

[siderealscribblings]

I feel like there’s a market for books with tight groups of friends going on magical adventures but they can legally say fuck every few pages

[cheaphalloweencostume]

man what in the fuck is this horoscope supposed to mean.

[ubercharge]

today’s comic is really fucking good

[boethiah]

dagoth ur

[shut-up-hippie]

But you’re missing the rest (so far)

[followthebluebell]

i think the weirdest thing about the shelter-in-place has been the nightly howl, which i forget about every night until i’m walking my dog and the neighbors just suddenly start fucking howling.

[followthebluebell]

see, we all live literally miles from each other; with the shelter in place in effect, most of us never see other humans FOR DAYS besides the ones we live with.  so my neighbors decided we should just howl— like dogs— every night at approximately the same time to ‘encourage community bonding and release tension’.

it’s also a useful reminder that everyone is still alive. i’m not sure what we’re supposed to do if we notice a howler is missing.

at least one neighbor suggested, “hey, maybe we should just set up a telephone tree instead” but was soundly called off because “listen, we all moved to the mountains because we don’t want to talk to other human beings, we’re just going to howl instead”.

[noirandchocolate]

ADHD Culture is fully grasping a concept or finding a solution to an issue really super fast because your amazing racing brain immediately connected all the dots, and then becoming excruciatingly bored and frustrated when everyone around you is still not getting it (this goes double if you’ve already stepped in to try to explain it or if you’re not allowed to step in to explain it).

ADHD Culture is also not fully grasping a concept super fast, or even in an average amount of time, because your disastrous traitor brain lost focus on the explanation after approximately one (1) second and started thinking about something else, and then panicking because everyone around you seems to know what’s going on but you don’t.

[iregulargremlin]

ADHD culture is also having enough knowledge and understanding about a topic that when other people try to teach you about the topic by simplifying it because you don’t understand it due to your brain going “that’s not how that works” and “ye, but why is that” and connecting the dots on the relationship between things and pondering the implications to the point you don’t pay attention to what’s being said any more

[teaboot]

I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence

[teaboot]

“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours

[teaboot]

Do y'all know how many people have messaged me asking about pretzel bread? I meant to write ‘cheesy bread’ and fucked up. I didn’t believe pretzel bread was a thing, but I googled it, and it is, but y'all just took my word for it and assumed I knew something you didn’t. That’s the thing. That’s my goddamn exhibit A. My life is an absurdist comedy

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

was watching chowder on youtube and i almost shit myself at this 

[stjudy]

quarantined at home 2020

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[champagnemanagement]

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Item: Medicinal Pizza