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Every conversation Iâve had about covid19 in the last week has, in some form or another, derailed onto this. Toilet paper⊠whoâd have thought??
Imagine showing this meme to someone one month ago.
All out here dropping the hottest tracks of 2020
Kaz Brekker from Six of Crows by @lbardugo
in memoriam
we need more books that are written like YA novels but have characters in their 20s⊠like I canât keep reading books about teenagers but Iâm also not ready for the weird adult romance section of the book store
I feel like thereâs a market for books with tight groups of friends going on magical adventures but they can legally say fuck every few pages
man what in the fuck is this horoscope supposed to mean.
todayâs comic is really fucking good
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But youâre missing the rest (so far)
i think the weirdest thing about the shelter-in-place has been the nightly howl, which i forget about every night until iâm walking my dog and the neighbors just suddenly start fucking howling.
see, we all live literally miles from each other; with the shelter in place in effect, most of us never see other humans FOR DAYS besides the ones we live with. so my neighbors decided we should just howlâ like dogsâ every night at approximately the same time to âencourage community bonding and release tensionâ.
itâs also a useful reminder that everyone is still alive. iâm not sure what weâre supposed to do if we notice a howler is missing.
at least one neighbor suggested, âhey, maybe we should just set up a telephone tree insteadâ but was soundly called off because âlisten, we all moved to the mountains because we donât want to talk to other human beings, weâre just going to howl insteadâ.
ADHD Culture is fully grasping a concept or finding a solution to an issue really super fast because your amazing racing brain immediately connected all the dots, and then becoming excruciatingly bored and frustrated when everyone around you is still not getting it (this goes double if youâve already stepped in to try to explain it or if youâre not allowed to step in to explain it).
ADHD Culture is also not fully grasping a concept super fast, or even in an average amount of time, because your disastrous traitor brain lost focus on the explanation after approximately one (1) second and started thinking about something else, and then panicking because everyone around you seems to know whatâs going on but you donât.
ADHD culture is also having enough knowledge and understanding about a topic that when other people try to teach you about the topic by simplifying it because you donât understand it due to your brain going âthatâs not how that worksâ and âye, but why is thatâ and connecting the dots on the relationship between things and pondering the implications to the point you donât pay attention to whatâs being said any more
Iâm a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence
âEating a sandwich,â I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant âwhatâs your major at this institute,â not âwhat brings you to the cafeteriaâ when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours
Do y'all know how many people have messaged me asking about pretzel bread? I meant to write âcheesy breadâ and fucked up. I didnât believe pretzel bread was a thing, but I googled it, and it is, but y'all just took my word for it and assumed I knew something you didnât. Thatâs the thing. Thatâs my goddamn exhibit A. My life is an absurdist comedy
was watching chowder on youtube and i almost shit myself at thisÂ
quarantined at home 2020
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