i’ll be the first girl to cry in heaven

bunny 26 i will not engage w minors

[plushbunnyco]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics

[plushbunnyco]

Kinda wish you'd jerk me off til I cry tbh

u a freak huh

[papayajuan2019]

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

[sheikahfication]

You must jerk off and cry to absolve all of your sin

[komawo]

original print from depop

[pixipoxi-deactivated20241225]

[angel-in-your-basement]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

[lost-on-the-highway]

EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!

[neopetdestroyer]

[facelessurgeons]

Avery design stuff

[dragongirlsnout]

Have you ever considered that Sisyphus might've just been in for the love of the game? My bus driver hits the same curb every morning

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW!!!

CAST MORE

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive