[problematic-polls]

these fucks are hardly problematic, this is so weak I could load it into a shotgun and shoot a passerby and they'd be unable to take damage for weeks with how nothing these are. that being said.

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you are cursed with a unique version of vampirism. however you don't drink blood, and instead every month you have to rape someone 18 years or older, it can not be consensual, though you can still have consensual sex, what would you do?

- die, choosing morals over your life

- rape 1-9 year olds.

-rape 10-13 year olds.

-rape 14-16 year olds.

-rape 17-18 year olds.

you are cursed with a unique version of vampirism. however you don't drink blood, and instead every month you have to rape someone 18 years or older, it can not be consensual, though you can still have consensual sex, what would you do?

die, choosing morals over your life

rape 1-9 year olds.

rape 10-13 year olds.

rape 14-16 year olds.

rape 17-18 year olds.

Voting ended onMar 19, 2025

[plutoismyhomeplanet]

Sometimes I remember being at a sleepover with my friends, one of whom I had a crush on, and being unable to sleep due to my pussy absolutely fucking throbbing because I could hear the girl I liked snoring. Like what the fuck was that

[plutoismyhomeplanet]

Weird post but genuinely my favorite part of having a period is the big-ass chunk of membrane that comes out in within the first few days. It's so cool to hold a bit of my actual insides in my hand

[plutoismyhomeplanet]

Listen, I know my friends love me. It's just that they love me but I love them.

[plutoismyhomeplanet]

okay how do people empathy my teammate found out her grandfather died in the middle of class and my reaction was just "Oh 😐" like wtf is that -

[plutoismyhomeplanet]

The unfortunate thing of simping for a male fictional character is every piece of smut ever is him being gross and dominant and if I'm not laughing I'm cringing so hard

[danceworshipper]

Why is having a crush so goddamn embarrassing

[plutoismyhomeplanet]

Something about a girl wearing sticky lip gloss is that I'm going to be driven mad by the desire to lick it off of her

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[garecc]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[randomslasher]

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

[whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth]

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

[tbhitisdbh]

What he said

[tbhitisdbh]

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

[trashcanakin]

[heir-of-the-chair]

My humble contribution

[sword-and-nightingale]

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

[dysphoric--acid]

ive added my end of the chaos

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Beautiful

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?

[lowkeyjustvibing]

I don’t fishing know

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Has this been done yet?

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

[timemachineshark]

had to contribute to tumblr history

[enby-pvnk]

Have you ever just wanted to cuddle and play with a girl's hair? 😭💗

[plutoismyhomeplanet]

I remember one time I thought a girl was cute so I just walked over and introduced myself. Like damn where did that confidence go?

[sanriosapphic]

Oh to eat spaghettio’s at 12 am with my lover

[nohomobutactuallyyes]

I want to lay under a blanket with a girl. I want to have her head on my chest and her hand in mine. I want to feel so close to her that it seems like there is nothing else in this world.

[stressi-and-anxie-deactivated20]

Let’s start a reblog chain

Type The lyrics In order to get through it

If we finish it I will shout everyone out who participated and will draw them a pfp!

Song: My Oh My~ Camila Cabello (?)

I’ll start

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

They says he likes a good time

[wiredalienvampire]

(My oh my)

He comes alive at midnight

(Every night)

[plutoismyhomeplanet]

My mama doesn’t trust him

(My oh my)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jus-tea]

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

[roseverdict]

[roseverdict]

[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]

HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT

[billpottsismygf]

I’ve taken the liberty of expanding the lyrics slightly and coming up with a tune:

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town, Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

I need to see the sunlight, I’ve not been out in days And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today

The days all run together, I haven’t changed my shirt We may be getting restless, but keep on the alert Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt

[marbarinthebar]

honestly this is a bop-

like seriously, your voice is beautiful and hearing these lyrics to a nice creepy tune really made my day

[plutoismyhomeplanet]

https://youtu.be/LjuCjJZB9YA

Full song, this version is even better!

[aetihaasik]

just saw this tik tok video that said that the the first song to come up after you put your playlist on shuffle 3 times describes your love life for 2020

where's the girl?

[plutoismyhomeplanet]

Apparently I find love but then the world ends. Yeah I can see that

[depressed-mind-empty-soul]

So let me get this straight I have commitment issues but I want an significant other. I hate leaving my room but I want to go out with people. I hate people touching me but I want a hug.  How much more fucked up can I be.