tee

[frontmansdefender]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s

[wickedsnack]

[ot3]

its crazy how we've had the art of movie lighting nailed down for like literally 100 years at this point but for some reason nobody wants to do it anymore. do people know they're still allowed to do it

[ot3]

i think everyone working in every visual medium should be obligated to make shit in black and white until they figure out what Value Distribution is. because so many people dont know, man. so many people don't know.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[romcommunist]

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[fried-berries]

[dent-de-l1on]

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

[shieldfoss]

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

[a-book-of-creatures]

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

[echey]

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

[lesbiankiliel]

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

[shoujo-wizard]

Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

[insomniac-arrest]

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

[soon-palestine]

[aropride]

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

[aropride]

the wizard is my mother but that's not relevant

[amvs]

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

[amvs]

[walkietalkiesaki]

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

[amvs]

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

[squareallworthy]

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

[amvs]

[knightsickness]

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

[dipyronegirl]

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

[postcapitalist-dreaming]

Watterson pulled no punches

[touhouweed]

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

[man-door-hand-hook-car-doorsblog]

You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.

[brightlotusmoon]

[shrodingerspenis]

unshrimp me back please

[fairycosmos]

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

[senshigargantuanimplants-deacti]

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

[little-bitch-detector]

BEEP

[sketchdeath]

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

[helloitsbees]

[junkfoodcinemas]

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) Dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert

[geeseareassholes]

[vilmublue]

[spinhxara]

[blua]

If you’re unemployed, it’s not because there isn’t any work.

Just look around: A housing shortage, crime, pollution; we need better schools and parks. Whatever our needs, they all require work. And as long as we have unsatisfied needs, there’s work to be done.

So ask yourself, what kind of world has work but no jobs? It’s a world where work is not related to satisfying our needs, a world where work is only related to satisfying the profit needs of business.

This country was not built by the huge corporations or government bureaucracies. It was built by people who work. And, it is working people who should control the work to be done. Yet, as long as employment is tied to somebody else’s profits, the work won’t get done.

[somestuffidkidkidk]

Was expecting classist bullshit, got the exact opposite

[gourmetpunk]

This is so ubelievably important and I hate that I have to keep re-explaining it to people.

[bradsmindbrain]