Patrick O’Bstetrics Fan Account

aurpiment's numquam enim sideblog

[useless-greek]

ήμίγαμος, -ον, kinda married, Filostr.

[larval-tear]

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

[wizard-email]

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

[queerpyracy]

"wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it's gay bc i don't want men to be mean to women" what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn't be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy's life while they have weird sexual tension about it

[nedlittle]

age of sail tracy chapman: you've got a fast ship

[luna-azzurra]

Desire should make your characters a little stupid. Otherwise what are we even doing here.

[monster2001]

[sunriseverse]

can’t go wrong with pining while fucking as a trope. truly it has it all. pining. awkward sexual situations. weapons grade insecurity for all parties involved. the desperation as they inevitably fall further and further while hating themselves for being unable to stick to the contract of no strings attached. etc. you understand

[dogpuppy]

[boifujo]

(illustration by Harold Speakman)

[titty-kitty-cat]

Whatever problems I had before getting spitroasted all weekend were lowkey fake I don't care about those any more let's get the revolution going already

[willgrahamscock]

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

[iloveyou9]

[dubiousdisco]

[tenderheartedbrat]

[dubiousdisco]

[tweetsongs]

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

[luetta]

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste