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|Abbey| |She/her| |19| |talk to me, I'm friendly!| |sisila_galad on ao3|

[valtsv]

the horrors may be beyond my comprehension but they are not beyond my insatiable lust. come here and kiss me you terrifying abomination.

[45percenterthen]

crazy that all those 13 year old girls clocked dan and phil so hard. like mustve been intensely fucked up and invasive etc etc but so crazy that 13 year old girls worldwide were like those men are secretly gayandinlove and they literally were

[45percenterthen]

added a visual element

[221btardisimpalawithloki]

[45percenterthen]

[tearlessrain]

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

[samsrowena]

[honeyandpumpkins]

[oatmealaddiction]

[haystarlight]

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

[wittyno]

[lovestereo]

Visit Original Link

[goldcrescent]

[woolieshubris]

HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THERE WAS A SONG ATTACHED TO THIS MEME N I WAS LIKE “lol ok it can’t b that bad. It’s prob just some generic sounding pop and people were mad about it being generic…” *Song starts playing after loading for 5 seconds*

HOOOOLLLLYYYY FUCK

[renjunfocus-deactivated20221115]

Went thru the tags here are some faves:

[log6]

It’s true what they say about kpop fans getting stockholmed into liking a song

[tooquirkytolose]

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

[thedepressionoftrees]

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

[mitzo]

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

[thedepressionoftrees]

[juyeonms]

HELLO???

[puppybeargf]

the post-masturbation walk of shame to the bathroom

[puppybeargf]

omg stop reblogging this it was a joke post about me going to the bathroom to wash my toys and having to make sure nobody saw me carrying a large rainbow dildo

[azurepixie]

The sudden urge to become so hot that im distracting

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

Please stop blorbofying the President of Ukraine. 

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

Blorbo from your shows is in a T.V. show. This is real life. Stop treating him like a blorbo from your shows. 

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

see this?

stop that. stop that right the fuck now. 

[allergy-sufferer-emo-wandererr]

gods, yes. i’ve just seen this and had the exact same conclusion but lacked the words

[lastvalyrian]

capitalism got y'all good you guys are literally incapable of processing reality outside of your little mass media consumer products

[rylandsgrace]

graphic design is my passion

[kitsnicket]

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

this was stolen from a tumblr post

[aviculor]

that’s her therapist

[judesstfrancis]

hate it when people outside of america are like “lmao how do regular people deal with the american healthcare system???” we don’t! we don’t. we literally just don’t! bc we can’t. PLEASE shut up u don’t sound as cool as u think u do when u say shit like that

[robotsandfrippary]

We die.  that’s what we do.

We die.

[aidashakur]

[doublism]

when you turn on the dishwasher the dishes have sex in there

[doublism]

sorry for the lack of asexual representation on my post about dishes. listening and learning.

[greyerwardens]

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

[respirdal]

[saiyaman-deactivated20231010]

dr. seuss was racist :/

AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERENT?

[saiyaman-deactivated20231010]

i know it's funnier without context but here's the context if anyone needs it

[cellamare]