ft. the color green as our special guest star

this blog is asbestos free, music: https://conjugalfelicity.bandcamp.com/album/conjugal-felicity

[pogostick61]

actually the white album should be longer hear me out

[pogostick61]

well you know its gonna be alright

[pogostick61]

i cant do a fucking one disc white album every song is either good or necessary

[pogostick61]

one of the guards only tells harsh truths and the other tells beautiful lies

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[pogostick61]

i have just been forced to watch pump up the volume starring christian slater

review: too much christian slater not enough wave of mutilation

[miiilowo]

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

[miiilowo]

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

[miiilowo]

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

[miiilowo]

jesus said this

[demonnstein]

[fangs-4-fags]

rolling snake eyes is a bad thing. being a snake in the grass is a bad thing. being cold-blooded is a bad thing. the english language is so fucking hostile for snakes why do you hate us so bad

[fangs-4-fags]

NOT TO MENTION snake oil salesmen are famously sketchy. why do you hate our oils

[fangs-4-fags]

really funny character concept i will definitely be using some day: oil salesman who is a snake. introduced as a snake oil salesman

[fangs-4-fags]

he's a painfully honest and sincere oil salesman. he's not selling miracle cures he's telling you exactly what it is. and what it is, is oil. he's got olive oil coconut oil corn oil. every kind of oil you can think of

[thisisrealy2kok]

Power Mac G4 (1999-2004)

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

We’re talking terashits. We’re talking megafarts.

[redstonedust]

why do people on youtube compliment songs like "omg this snatched my waist this beat is so skinyyyyyyy my waist after listening to this ) . ( " whatever man. i ate this song as a 12 course meal and it made me fat as fucccck. screw you forever.

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?

the humble charles xavier:

[omegaversereloaded]

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

[omegaversereloaded]

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

[fluorescentnova]

[aggot]

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

[charoitenigma]

I LOVE YOU BLACK TRANSMASCS

I LOVE YOU BLACK TRANSFEMS

I LOVE YOU BLACK INTERSEX PEOPLE

I LOVE YOU BLACK NON-BINARY PEOPLE

I LOVE YOU BLACK DISABLED PEOPLE

I LOVE YOU BLACK PEOPLE OF THE LGBTQIA+ COMMUNITY

PLEASE SURVIVE

even if it’s hard even if there are many racist fucks trying to prevent it

PLEASE THRIVE

even when the whites are trying to silence you

YOU MATTER

so get fucking mad at those who believe you don’t

[pogostick61]

alices restaurant is an epic poem

[frownyalfred]

watching a tiktok about reverse tropes in fics and i laughed so hard at this comment i rolled off my bed