danny

just a lil dude :) he/him

[a-real-horse]

[plebeiantologist]

no bad vibes in 2019 just crab bags & other bean beings

[plebeiantologist]

yall already know what the fuck it is babey!!!!!!!!

[sartorialadventure]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to  “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!” 

Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”

[patchoulism]

[candyredterezii]

[the-memedaddy]

[elflady]

Ah the traditional pastime of youth: Sticking all of your hair under a hat and pretending you’re a boy

[toadsandbugs]

6 year old me:

[bob-belcher]

[not-malik]

Final Destination (2000)

[catchymemes]

[littlenobodys-corner]

[kayaret]

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[notverybrightraven]

Toby Fox in 2019: Becomes lead composer for gamefreak’s new IP, hands Sakurai his ass at his own game and puts Sans Undertale in smash

Andrew Hussie in 2019: Becomes eboy, buries tolberones in the California wilderness

[info-cultist]

wait, what ?

[notverybrightraven]

I don’t tell lies

[fluoride-bomb]

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

[uglythug-deactivated20181112]

That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro

[fluoride-bomb]

ok bro vibes received, namaste

[moniquill]

[jpechacek]

Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

[we-are-guildmaster]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

[probsjosh]

What the hell even is the this post

[goys2men]

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

[notliterallyunbelievable-deacti]

People falling for Clickhole is even funnier than people falling for the Onion becuase Clickhole doesn’t even ATTEMPT to sound convincing like the Onion does.

[ai-yo]

Clickhole liked the tweet

[adornedacorn]

This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen

[homerically]

[theocseason4]

I literally cry watching this video because its so fucking funny

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

When someone tells you that ed sheeran can’t sing. Show them this

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[pauputoot]

STOP SLANDERING GALARIAN WEEZING!!!!!! HE’S FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE AND POLLUTION AND IS DOING HIS BEST!!!!!!!

[thecottageinthedark]

He has reappropriated the aesthetic of a Victorian industrialist and is using it to DECREASE pollution. He is a master of irony, a true subversive, and an inspiration to us all.