Beneath the North Star

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[norarts]

Estonians: “Eesti is remarkably one of the most unique and beautiful languages there is.”

Finns:

[pohjantahdenalla]

“You’ve had a lot of good ideas before. This isn’t one of them.”

“Naaaahh, don’t sweat it, buddy. We’ll be a’right. Just hold the ladder steady and let me get that lil wire over here and...” The old kitchen ladder rattled ominously under Tino while he stretched himself to fix the lamp in the ceiling. It should be mentioned that Tino was by no means an engineer, nor an electrician but he’d be damned if he had to pay people to help him with such a simple task. What could possibly go wrong?

[pohjantahdenalla]

[ voicemail ] I have a tray of delicious gingerbead cookies at home, they're waiting for someone to devour them. I baked them myself so I can promise they're top quality. So, wanna give them a go?

[text: ice queen] im omw!!!

[pohjantahdenalla]

removethewallinourhearts: 

pohjantahdenalla 

Tino naureskeli hyväntuulisesti Preussin mesoamiselle ja ohjasi sitten vanhan ystävänsä käsipuolesta ulos, mutta Preussin valittaessa baarin musiikista, suomalainen repesi tyystin. “Kuha..! Hahaha! Hei, olenko mä kertonu sulle kuhavitsejä? Niinku, niinku, ‘elämä jaksaa hymyillä, kuha on kissa!’ Eiku ny meni kyl väärin, vittu. Anyway.” Tino yritti laittaa naamansa takaisin peruslukemille promilleista ja mieleen tulvivista kalavitseistä huolimatta. “Haluuksä jatkaa kebabin jälkeen uuteen baariin vai mennääks mun kämpille jatkoille?”

“Mitä marsipaanipossun persettä sinä nyt selität? Gilbert ähkäisi loukkaantuen, kun jäi vitsin ulkopuolelle. Saattoi vielä puraista kieltänsäkin, kun niin ahkerasti sössötti. “Eiku mennään vaan alokkaan kämppään jälkeenpäin, ne rullat menee suoraan läpi…” Usain Boltia nopeamman ruuansulatuksen lisäksi Tinon lämpimä sauna ja riisipiirakat pesivät kolean ja räntäisen Finno-kelin ylivoimaisin pistein. Ja halusi Preussi moikata söpöjä koiriakin. Mitenköhän Schneider pärjäsi Kukkamunan ja Nakin seurassa? 

“Selevä homma, Kapteeni!” Tino veti leikkisästi sormet lipalle tehden kunniaa vanhalle sotasankarille. “Otetaan ratikka ja lähetään lämpille, laitetaan sauna lämpiimään ja otetaan parit kaljat, eiks jeh?” Tino jatkoi ystävänsä raahaamista lähimmälle raitiovaunupysäkille. Kotoa pitäisi löytyä ainakin HK:n sinistä jos nälkä yllättäisi tai sitten voisi kaivaa pakastimesta lihapiirakoita... miksei molempia! Muutaman minuutin odottelun jälkeen parivaljakko kiipesi toivon mukaan oikeaan ratikkaan joka lähti puksuttelemaan kohti merta. “Kyllä meidän Kukkis ny yllättyy kun iskä tuo vieraita kotiin... Ei varmaan lähe susta metrii kauemmas pariin päivään.” Tino jutusteli lämpimikseen, odottamatta juuri vastausta Preussilta.

@kreuzmeinherz

[j6]

back by unpopular demand: me

[kavesinisukka]

English: It fits like a glove. Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger. Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.

Finnish: It fits like  a . FiST.   iN.   the  EYe .   (ง'̀-‘́)ง

[slavicafire]

“hi, I’m not from the US” ask set

given how Americanized this site is, it’s important to celebrate all our countries and nationalities - with all their quirks and vices and ridiculousness, and all that might seem strange to outsiders.

1. favourite place in your country?

2. do you prefer spending your holidays in your country or travel abroad?

3. does your country have access to sea?

4. favourite dish specific for your country?

5. favourite song in your native language?

6. most hated song in your native language?

7. three words from your native language that you like the most?

8. do you get confused with other nationalities? if so, which ones and by whom?

9. which of your neighbouring countries would you like to visit most/know best?

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?

11. favourite native writer/poet?

12. what do you think about English translations of your favourite native prose/poem?

13. does your country (or family) have any specific superstitions or traditions that might seem strange to outsiders?

14. do you enjoy your country’s cinema and/or TV?

15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?

16. which stereotype about your country you hate the most and which one you somewhat agree with?

17. are you interested in your country’s history?

18. do you speak with a dialect of your native language?

19. do you like your country’s flag and/or emblem? what about the national anthem?

20. which sport is The Sport in your country?

21. if you could send two things from your country into space, what would they be?

22. what makes you proud about your country? what makes you ashamed?

23. which alcoholic beverage is the favoured one in your country?

24. what other nation is joked about most often in your country?

25. would you like to come from another place, be born in another country?

26. does your nationality get portrayed in Hollywood/American media? what do you think about the portrayal?

27. favourite national celebrity?

28. does your country have a lot of lakes, mountains, rivers? do you have favourites?

29. does your region/city have a beef with another place in your country?

30. do you have people of different nationalities in your family?

[pohjantahdenalla]

“Hold my beer.”

Stupid Stunts

“Oooh, you gonna do it? You gonna do it?” A wicked grin split Tino’s face and blue eyes shone with mischief. “If you actually manage it, I will eat my underwear!”

[rpmindthinker]

Stupid Stunts Starters

“Hold my beer.”

“Hey, maybe you shouldn’t.”

“Is this the best idea?”

“Why did I let you talk me in to this?”

“First one to flinch is buying dinner.”

“You’re insane.”

“You’ve had a lot of good ideas before. This isn’t one of them.”

“You did what now?”

“Just wait until _______ finds out about this.”

“I told you so. Didn’t I tell you so? Because I’m pretty sure I told you so.”

“How you’re not dead right now I’ll never know.”

“You are the biggest idiot I have ever seen.”

[pohjantahdenalla]

seekesotsibteadmist:

@pohjantahdenalla

[x]

  Snowy walks were some of Saima’s favorite things about winter. It was in these spaces that they could slip away all too easily into a space that they preferred. Of course, when one had company, it was ill-advised to just disappear on someone. And so Saima maintained their presence around Tino - still contented to be walking out in this weather anyway. The silence felt just right as far as they were concerned and they were even able to let their own ‘fog’ emit as they breathed, disguised as a natural effect of the cold.

The deity had gotten lost in their own thoughts for a moment before Tino distracted them with an interruption. A pause of intrigue at the question before snickering at the corny punchline. “Hah. Of course, you’d say that. Just had to get that one out of your system, huh?”

“Weell what can I say? I get some brilliant ideas sometimes, it would be a tragedy if I had to keep them all to myself.” He stretched his arms behind hid head, giving the other a daring grin and a wink. “Darn, I kinda want to try that line on the old hedgehog himself...” It could be mildly suicidal, maybe, he mused, but then again, Tino was an immortal. He had survived two world wars. And he considered the Swiss a friend of his with their shared interest in sharp shooting.

He kept walking, snow crunching under his shoes and his breath billowing as white steam from his mouth, waiting for Saima’s reaction to his words before he continued. Pushing through his natural shyness - no one would believe it of the Finn but Tino was rather slow to open up to people (though once he did it was hard to make him shut up) - he plastered on a friendly smile and inquired: “But now tell me, how’s life been holding you up? You disappear like a fart in Sahara and then reappear when I least expect it. What have you been up to?”

[pohjantahdenalla]

renduletlenul:

pohjantahdenalla:

“Noooooo–” A long whine leaves his throat and quickly places himself between her and the fridge. “I warn you, Erzsi. Put my rye bread down.”

“I can’t believe this is how I have to get your attention.” Okay, she puts it down, but she’s still hungry. “Hey Tino, how you doin’.”

“There are other ways to get my attention if you just chose them.” He gave a good-natured, jesting smirk. “Why, I was having a nice day until one Hungarian hag decided to break in and try stealing my rye bread.”

[pohjantahdenalla]

//What’s this? I still use this blog?

Rp with me cowards.

[qrow-suggestions]

And even if you have the point of a knife at your throat, give them a smirk.

[lolminoot]

Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.

[the-hetalia-queen-blog]

*Click* Never knew Russia can act like that…. and Estonia is pushing him in the cart.

[kruspolska]

That is Estonia and Finland.

Also, Source.

[cfmusings-blog]

i am filled     with stories          of survival. 

[hetascanlations]

Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 334 Original Translation: y4nderenka // spaghettifelice Scanlation: cosyanet Please link back to our Tumblr when using translated images on other sites.