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Cass | She / her | 32 | Denmark | AO3: TheWeirdDane Commission Info: valentinosproperty.carrd.co

[villainappreciator]

Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss fic masterlist

I know that literally NO ONE has asked, but here's a masterlist of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fics + drabbles I've written so far c: I'll try to update it as more fics / drabbles see the light of day!

All of the links leads to AO3, and (almost) everything is rated E for EXPLICIT!

UPDATED 20 / 12 / 2024

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Hazbin Hotel fics

There's a First Time for Everything (Vox x Alastor) (NOT EXPLICIT!!! a shocker, i know) (first time ice skating, kissing, tooth-rotting fluff, implied Valastor and staticmoth and all of them together) (2.8k words)

A Prize Grander Than Life (Valentino x gender neutral reader) (consensual, shoe / boot worship, blowjob, verbal humiliation) (2.5k words)

You Are Special (to me) (Vox x female OC) (consensual, wire play, dirty talk, vaginal sex, soft Vox) (7k words)

Sinful Habits (Vox x Valentino) (mildly dubious consent, snuff, rape, AU of an AU) (3.3k words)

From Rags To Riches (Valentino x Vox) (trans!VoxVal, consensual, first time cunnilingus, mentioned / referenced rape, soft Vox, soft Valentino) (7.6k words)

Una Hermosa Noche (Valentino x female reader) (dub-con, cannibalism, graphic violence, love confessions, soft Valentino) (4.6k words)

Rotten Apples For A Rotten Basket (Vox x Valentino) (consensual, first time bottoming, bottom Vox, top Valentino, daddy kink) (8.3k words)

Tonight I'm Saying Goodbye Valentino (Vox x female OC) (consensual, implied / referenced non-con, implied / referenced abuse, soft Vox, Vox is not a jerk in this one, semi AU?, Vox and Angel get along well) (17k words) (WORK IN PROGRESS)

Gagged and Chained (Valentino and Vox x female reader) (mildly dubious consent, erotic electrostimulation, threesome (FMM), daddy kink, gags, restraints, a side dish of Vox x Val) (3.8k words)

Blood and Bandages (Valentino x female OC (not mine, but used with permission)) (graphic depictions of violence, self harm, suicide attempt, blood play, unconscious sex, semi-soft Valentino, hopeful ending) (2.5k words)

Waterboarded by Your Pimp (Valentino x female reader) (extremely dubious consent, drowning / waterboarding, snuff film) (1.5k words)

A Butterfly And A Bat Walk Into A Bar... (Valentino x female OCs) (cannibalism, blood and gore, sort of threesome (FFM)) (2450 words)

As the sun sets on your mortal, the moon will shine on your afterlife (Valentino x female OC) (non-con / non-con elements, drug use, fat shaming, forced prostitution, happy ending) (19k words) (WORK IN PROGRESS)

A Shocking Outcome (Valentino and Vox x female reader; Vox x Val) (consensual, hypnotism, multiple orgasms, boss / employee relationship) (3k words)

What's Another Inch Moved If It's With You? (Valentino and Alastor x female OC) (consensual, cannibalism, threesome (FMM), knife play, deranged Valentino and Alastor) (5.8k words)

Step And Spit On Me (Valentino x female reader) (consensual, trampling, being spat on) (1.5k words)

Out of the ashes; into the fire (Valentino x female reader) (non-con, aphrodisiacs) (4.3k words)

Hazbin Hotel drabbles

Drabble 1 - Squirting (Valentino x female reader) (squirting) (1k words)

Drabble 2 - Cockwarming (Valentino x female reader) (cockwarming) (2.2k words)

Drabble 3 - Clitoris piercing (Valentino x female reader) (genital piercings) (2.1k words)

Helluva Boss fics

Would You Spare Me A Glance Tonight? (Blitzo x Moxxie) (use of safeword, panic attack, daddy kink, light Dom / sub, anal sex, a side dish of Millie / Moxxie) (10.2k words) (could maybe use a 2nd chapter? I'll think about it!)

[testsubject24601]

Silco microdosing you on shimmer, Silco noticing you like it, Silco using it to touch you inappropriately so you associate being high with his touch and you crave his touch so so bad it makes you a horny mess

Silco drinking a shimmer cocktail and spitting it into your mouth, and the kisses are electric and you feel so doped up you have to have his hands on you

[transhuman-priestess]

I love pornography

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[hemipenal-system]

the dragon appreciates your, um… gusto, but she’s not sure you would survive. her cocks are each almost as big as your leg. you seem very sweet and she would feel bad if she hurt you

[hemipenal-system]

if a cute reptile girl wants to grab your tiddies you gotta let her. she's curious

[hemipenal-system]

shy human trans girl at the nude sapphic bathhouse getting very aggressively fondled by a group of 7 foot tall lizardfolk women and she’s blushing and stammering about how she just kinda grew them and yeah she can come to the hot tub with them if they want she’s just not used to being this exposed

[lizormianillustration]

even anxious pups need the moon

orbiter- noah kahan

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[hemipenal-system]

ok now that i’ve hit the dashboard with an absolute stunner i gotta post something more upbeat

rider curled up in her dragon’s heavy wings to keep the snow and cold out, warmed up by the immense body she’s pressed against. she can feel her dragon’s chest rising and falling as it breathes warmth onto her hair and grips her just a little bit tighter

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[rars]

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

[depsidase]

[fucktoyfelix]

[bamsara]

"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

[prodepresanti]

Valastor would get each other those. Works for whichever way you prefer

[gandalfsbignaturals]

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

[mothcrumbs]

if you make a nest i Will be crawling into it the second you look away