bad puns, probably

Aspiring musician and programmer, ttrpg nerd, linguistics student, terrible sense of humor. | any pronouns | aro/ace

[snapjaw-scavenger]

: : you walk past some bullshit

[dragongirlsweetie]

not allowed to do petplay anymore after i called her a wholesome doggo

[iamoutofideas]

fucking sick of my insolent subjects

[polyrtm]

starting to feel like the overuse of the word "inherently" in debates that i get annoyed by might actually be more representative of people's deeply held beliefs than i previously assumed

[queer-as-city-folk]

I think some people on this website are just reactionaries who think they are progressive because they themselves are gay

[polyrtm]

can we have a moment of silence for everyone who decided at age eight or so that their username should have a 67 in it

[polyrtm]

i've convinced the psychiatrists that rorschach tests don't work on me but that's only because of my deep-seated fear of paint splotches

[elodieunderglass]

[polyrtm]

oh god they're turkeyposting again

[spiribia]

the conversation was pleasant enough and we both had a nice chuckle but i saw you reload a save right before it. what did you do to me? what did you do?

[valtsv]

these count as sexy lingerie. to the enlightened mind.

[polyrtm]

do people actually think overhead lighting is worse than dim as fuck corner light that puts all the shadows in weird places

[responsibilitychan]

these turkish delights have turkish ends

[boibortion]

you play turkish games you win turkish prizes

[polyrtm]

for a moment i was like "i should make a microwave-transformer gimmick account" before realizing i have no fucking clue what i'd do on it

[polyrtm]

what did i mean by this

[steinonthemind]

what did you mean by this

[polyrtm]

the annoying thing is i'm 99% sure this is the electrical component transformer and not like. a robot alien that turns into a microwave sometimes. which is somehow more confusing given i remember nothing else in terms of context for this

[abalidoth]

You're telling me a french fried this

Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: fried_rice_joke() takes exactly three arguments (2 given)

[northshorewave]

Which of these are within walking distance of where you live?

Bank

Grocery Store

Bar/Pub

Doctor

Library

Park/nature reserve

2/6

3/6

4/6

5/6

all 6

None

Voting ended onNov 13, 2025

Feel free to tag your location.

[polyrtm]

for a moment i was like "i should make a microwave-transformer gimmick account" before realizing i have no fucking clue what i'd do on it

[polyrtm]

what did i mean by this