what we become

marci, 28, she/her shallan davar and ron stampler apologist (also seasonal green lantern enthusiast)

[spector]

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

[spector]

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it

[3000s]

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[kyri45]

I'm so normal about this movie that I did this in 3 days with a total of 10 hours of sleep. If you know this song you know it s time to bring out the tissues.

Song is The Cave by Mumford and Sons

[beardyoakenshield]

[kozh-lucium]

Obi-wan “nobody is allowed to bully my Master except me” Kenobi

[slowedmountains]

redrew the art meme that was going round a few weeks ago because “make it good later” has never been that aspiration to me, it’s even been enough to just not make the thing I really want to make in the past.

make it now. Make it however. Maybe it’ll work out maybe it won’t Make it or it won’t exist.

[lord-pretzel]

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[opera-ghost]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

fun fact this poem is so popular amongst yall that three separate people, in three separate instances, have commissioned it with their flowers of choice:

[hari-redtoes]

The wisteria one is mine! ❤️

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i owe you some money back for straight up misspelling weapon, i just realized

[medius-prime]

when your actions consequence

[gooeytime]

we all have that one friend who must be stopped at all costs

[gooeytime]

and if you can't think of that one friend... *becomes enveloped in a powerful and sinister aura* then i'm afraid i have no choice

[oneheadtoanother]

[proteusolm]

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

[the-haiku-bot]

The Ojibwe nailed it.

Wawa is exactly the

right name for a goose.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[asexualmaul]