[fairycosmos]

sometimes i just want to shake women who exhaust themselves for the men in their lives like. they would never do that shit for youuuu. they dont even defend you to their friends when youre not around. they would never do that shit for youuuuuuuuu

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[thepleasuregoblin]

Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

[bebsi-cola]

being disabled and unemployed isn't contributing to society but joining the military is? going abroad to brutalise people for imperial interests is?? maybe that society isn't worth anything

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[ponyofthekseag]

I had a therapy session today where we did a meditation exercise. So far when I’ve tried this exercise I immediately start crying. When it gets overwhelming I have this sensation that the visualization is trembling like how a glass resonates when you hit it. Today my therapist had me tap alternating shoulders and that calmed the resonance part down but in its place I felt like my eyes were flickering and darting and rolling back in my head uncontrollably. It also felt like I could see lights that were going by quickly like when you’re on a train in a tunnel. Really weird but kind of cool experience because I feel like a generic sci fi character who just got a download into their brain.

[gremlininho]

[macaroninoises]

this is a thumbnail from one if those 80 year old bread slicer refurbish videos

edit: this

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ponyofthekseag]

Bought this sweet dweeb a toy that mimics the sound of him eating crinkly plastic and judging by the number of times he’s played with it today I have been seriously depriving him of his one true love

[ponyofthekseag]

Why does any activity where I need to wear or use some sort of magnifying tool turn my hyperfocus up to 1000? I could have sore fingers, a stiff neck, and not be able to feel my legs and I’ll just keep plugging along for hours. Then trying to sleep afterwards is so difficult because I’m so wired. Wtf do I do with this ability

[iamwizzzzz]

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[punishedsaints]

[shadowblade8192]

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[peachfromcmbyn]

Talking about recession indicators at this point is like going "I think we might have hit something." When the Titanic is fully vertical.

[sexybritishllama]

becoming a member of the ageing tumblr populace will have you typing shit like 'why am i always buying new tubes of toothpaste' and posting it to your followers with zero thought zero hesitation like yuuuup. really knocked it out of the park with this one