The Poor Life Choices of Tony Stark and Clint Bart

A magical blog dedicated to showing off Clint and Tony's finest moments. AKA all of their absolutely terrible life decisions, sometimes referred to as their LIVES.

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WILL YOU BE STARTING THIS AGAIN? PLEASE SAY YES??? this blog is amazing and i need more.

Sure! This mod is currently out of the country travelling but I'll see what I can do when I come back.

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hawkeye’s dildo quiver

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The 80’s were a bad time.

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Let us never speak of this again

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sharpless replied to your photo: Tony u ok

i know it’s probably something else that’s been cut off, but that “MMMEEEEEEEE” onomatopoeia is extremely well-suited for tony

BLESS U for pointing this out :’)

no, nothing’s cut off! it’s totally

“MMMEEEEEEEEE”

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...because, Tony, because this is Steve.

Attempting to manipulate Steve should always make you feel slimy.

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In Tony's defense he's suffering from withdrawal against his will (his body was taken over by the Mandarin, I believe).

That's all I'm saying in Tony's defense.

God, Tony, your life story is just ANGST ANGST ANGST.

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Suicide plans!

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TONY YOU CRAZY FUCK.

DID YOU REALLY JUST PERFORM BRAIN SURGERY ON YOURSELF?

Wait, what am I saying, of course you did. Because you’re a crazy fuck.

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Bathing in a martini, somehow I'mpositivethat wouldn't end well.

And yet not surprised Tony considered it.

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The Dickhead Coalition

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This is how I shall refer to them from now on.

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Well he could have been wearing worse underwear I suppose.

But Tony, really? No pants at all?

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Drunken flying! Always a great idea.

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Uploading your information from the Avengers communicator... not a great idea anyway, Clint.

Uploading EVERYONE'S?

Bad, bad, bad idea.

Also bad idea not to check if the dating website is run by a supervillain.

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That awkward moment when your teammate finds you sleeping with ex-wife.

AKA Clint's continued quest to sleep with ALL the Avengers. All of them.

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Quitting the Avengers...

...again.

He never stops making that bad decision... although he keeps coming back, regardless.

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How Tony is still alive, to this day I will never know.