Welcome to the sewer, cluckers

Leave your honkshaming at the door (nsfw 18+)

[techmomma]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

I will always support girls who figure out that they’re lesbians after thinking they were bisexual and girls who figure out that they’re bisexual after thinking they were lesbians. It can be really hard to determine whether what you are feeling is compulsory heterosexuality or genuine attraction, and we should always show a girl love and support when she tries to figure that out and when she does figure it out.

[puncromancer]

i say it’s time to bring back overtly sexual masquerade parties

[princessamericachavez]

#media has lied to me about the number of sexy masquerade balls that would be a part of my adult life#like there have been (0) and i’ve been promised once a year tbh (via. @travelerblessed)

[freddywise-babe]

Reblog if you’re still as obsessed with IT as you were in the beginning.

ME

where’d u all go

[jjangredpanda]

[savannahfaerie]

Soon..

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[popcornwise]

I just *clenches fist* LIKE A GIRL SO MUCH

SHE'S SO FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL AND I'M SO GAY FOR HER

[corruptedbones]

Please help me get my Top Surgery!!!

I am really worried and scared because I am short for my surgery coming up on 14th of August… I need to get about $1000 so I can cover the hotel fees of staying there. If I am not able to pay for it, I won’t have a place to stay, and if I have no play to stay I cannot get my surgery. If I cannot get my surgery I won’t get back the $8400 deposit/payment I put down on it… 

If anyone can help by donating, or spread the word around to those that are able to possibly help, I would very much appreciate it…  >> YOU CAN HELP AND DONATE HERE! <<

[corruptedbones]

Please reblog and spread the word, I have about 3 weeks left…

[coelasquid]

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

[death-limes]

holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

OK I actually got a full on A* for GCSE Chemistry and if I ever knew this I’ve forgotten it. Seriously reblog this.

[xavea]

Also don’t use bleach to clean up if your cat pees outside the littlerbox (or urine in general for that matter, species doesn’t really matter here I think). I did that in a small space and it took me a bit of coughing and wheezing and wanting to tear my eyes out before I went, “wait, fuck, I just gassed myself”.

Be aware of the chemicals you are using even if they are natural cleaners.

[lovesexandhumor]

16 Common Product Combinations You Should Never Mix

[boshposh]

If you don’t don’t know what chlorine gas is it’s a gas that can kill you.

[soleuna]

Friendly reminder that

bisexual girls who have a boyfriend are still part of the LGBT+ community

bisexual girls who’ve never kissed a girl before are still part of the LGBT+ community

bisexual girls who are more attracted to boys than to girls are still part of the LGBT+ community

bisexual girls who’ve never had a boyfriend/girlfriend before are still part of the LGBT+ community

bisexuals are part of the LGBT+ community

[mayoryon-blog]

I never did get to show her…

[dragguns]

This is the saddest post on tumblr

[capriking]

can a girl like…. sit on my lap and kiss me….

[jaxxycat-deactivated20240606]

i know this is dumb but

im having a really difficult time trying to get through things

i know what meds i need i just need to get them and i just cant

https://www.gofundme.com/8tn7q7-help-my-depression?pc=ot_co_dashboard_a&rcid=d1744bb8c0264715b9a7e6b132029233

you dont have to donate but if this could get shared thatd be so fucking helpful

i know the goal is big but im fucking desprate i need some fucking help

if people could reblog rather than like id also appreciate that so fucking much

im at the end of my rope i just need some help

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[sketchdeath]

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

[digicorvid-deactivated20211204]

…..slime creature…..

[one-time-i-dreamt]

NOT A DREAM

The voting (for Article 11 and 13) is not today (the fourth), but tomorrow (the fifth!!!!!) so there’s still a little time left to sign the petition

[silverloke]

PLEASE SIGN. EVERYONE WORLDWIDE CAN SIGN. Surely 1 million people worldwide can put their name on this?!

Europeans, contact the politicians from your country!!!!! Tweet, mail, call!!!! https://saveyourinternet.eu/