Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story
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Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story
It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere
favourite things from phmovie that were added in/well adapted:
'good luck' on a sticky note on ryland's coma suit
the use of the videolog as a way to convey the inner monologue to the screen
grace rocky save stars
the scene where they activate the IR view when ryland is doing the petrova line EVA collection at tau ceti and he's amongst the astrophage. god
just the entire execution of rocky and eridian language. PERFECT. that last scene where ryland doesn't need the translator? god
eva stratt double parked coffee
BLIP-A DESIGN. XENONITE DESIGN. ERIDIAN DESIGN. all impeccable.
'time to go fishing, question?'
the mental health screen room and rocky getting to experience bits of earth via it
the music while the hail mary and the blip a start spinning in sync. actually, just all of the music
ryland grace earth hackey sack packed on the hail mary, presumably on stratt's orders + ryland grace nerdy as fuck graphic tshirts packed on the hail mary, presumably on stratt's orders
implication that PHM sent a military jet to grover cleveland middle school to draw those 'save the world' pictures within 3 days so that they could send them with ryland on the hail mary. GOD.
nannybot -> armando. also ryland calling the ship 'mary'
not strictly within the movie but the tagline 'believe in the hail mary'. yeah.
yao and ilyukhina's collections of photographs and the way ryland cries over them when he does the space burial. they were his friends. he can't remember.
the scene where he's walking through the dark tunnel in the orange eva suit and it's like the inverse of the iconic 2001 space odyssey shot
he bikes to work and it's not for exercise
he vomits into a traffic cone after the supersonic jet ride
he runs from the baikonur facility and claws at the earth under his nails before getting sedated. one last look at the sky.
"WHOOMP THERE IT IS"
ryland grace in his classroom looking at the taped-up line running from venus to the sun that he's made to try to explain to his students what no one understands
ryan gosling's delivery of I showed you a clock and now youre showing me a clock <- THATS A NERD! THATS MY RYLAND GRACE!
"of course i'll watch you sleep, buddy. you gotta promise me you'll wake up though" just kill me now
grace getting to see the the blip-a! also, grace only remembering he didn't volunteer when he sees the light refracting off the blip-a.
rocky make door you close door
AND MOST OF ALL. they. made rockys handprint a scar on grace's arm. forever.
things I missed most from the book that weren't included in the movie
"I don't know if you can hear me. but i'm here, buddy, I'm on your hull!!" movie scene was good but grace clinging onto the blip-a thwacking a wrench into the hull in desperation while space is cold and grey and unrelenting in its darkness and silence around him and he doesnt know if rocky is dead. grace, question? you are here, question?
coma resistance gene plotline. this is FOUNDATIONAL for my understanding of stratt to sending ryland. if she could she would have gone herself. any of the PHM biology techs could have feasibly gone in the movie-verse. but they can't. it's one in 7000 and their next option is a distillery worker from paraguay. ryland grace, microbiologist sentenced to marytrdom by his own genes.... its delicious
doomed climatologist of all time, francois leclerc. he runs the numbers and knows we have nineteen years. he snaps and tells stratt 'this isn’t some optional outcome.' he nukes antarctica and cries. he has no choice
the fact that in the book grace is forced to work on analysing the probe samples and getting roped into PHM. in the movie he says 'I want to help earth if I can!' in that scene w the earth beanbag... its imperative to me that he literally never asked to do any of this at all
"how have you been lately" "dr shapiro and I have begun a sexual relationship"
steve, creator of the beetles
"do not fuck up my house, roscosmos bastards" ilyukhina line you are sorely missed
dmitri and grace bonding over puns and spin drives
'you are a fundamentally good man, dr grace.' 'you're murdering me.'
"why did the kiwi government think you were embezzling millions of dollars" "probably because I was embezzling millions of dollars"
dr lokken and dr grace's panspermia feud
the emotional whiplash of "Sorry, Rocky" after grace realises he can only go back to the blip-a OR earth to “I know you’d love a beetle to take apart, but I couldn’t spare one.”
the desperation of circling the petrovascope to locate the blip-a in increasing 5* slants not knowing if he's going to find anything.
meburgers
Nothing like a good ole string of fate threatening both our worlds, huh?
cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
Rocky and Adrian sleeping dynamics before and during the astrophage mission
Sometimes being soulmates just means ugly crying because you miss your beloved very much. Despite the relativity Rocky and Adrian somehow built their models at the exact same time
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.
I haven’t watched all his movies yet someone help me fill out the horniness chart
Okay i did completely forget about Nice Guys
Solid update
I love how we all agreed that Adrian:
Is blue-green color
Is pointy
Is fucking HUGE
Is totally a super model hot by eridian standarts
sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar
coltland twins au where the first launch goes well and ryland returns to the US just in time to find out his brother is wanted for murder
a friendship so epic that it saved stars
grace is not rocky's dog
grace is kept in a clear, airtight container filled with a completely different environment with a carefully maintained life-support system that, should it fail, he will quickly die.
grace is erid's fish.
the astrophage dads
“Eridians dislike earth because they abandoned Grace.” *Incorrect Buzzer Sound* ya missed the point of the story buddy! It’s not about someone being ‘bad’ it’s about the incredible power of love and that love being worth dying for!
Gimmie Eridians who are absolutely heartbroken to hear that humans where so desperate and so scared that they where willing to part with not just one Grace, there were three of them! Gimmie Eridians touched to find that the humans planned a way for their sacrifices to be as comfortable as possible. Gimmie Eridians who send earth a message saying “We know it must have hurt to send your heroes to die, but one made it and he’s safe here. We lost 22 good Eridians on the journey we would have lost 23 if not for your Grace.”
Give me humans sitting on Earth slowly coming to the conclusion that when we look up not only are we not alone, someone out there is alive because of one of us. That no matter what we think of ourselves a whole species thinks highly of us because we helped save the galaxy. Give me humans who figure out how to send a probe to Erid filled to the brim with messages for Grace and footage of a monument being raised that reads his name, his crews names, and then “in memory of the 22 Eridians who lost their lives on the journey to save the stars.”