Puke Stains & Cigarettes

[gardenstatetait]

be nice to him its his first day!! 🎉🎉🎉

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[fartsicleguzzler]

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

[oil-eclipse]

Thinking about that “white people like the blues just fine, they just don’t like the people who make it” quote from Sinners since it was robbed of the Best Film Oscar.

[tartrazeen]

Robbed of Best Film, won Best Score, hoo boy they weren't kidding

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[digitalfossils]

[the-big-mood]

Crazy this joke hasn't aged in almost 20 years since the episode aired

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

[warabou]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[straightboyfriend]

why are you on t

to go bald

[theehorsepusssy]

[the-big-mood]

Halloween 2026 be like......

[molabuddy]

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

[chilewithcarnage]

[lesbianalicent]

[o-kurwa]

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[aciidwire]

[cykelops]

I don’t want to hear any writing advice from Stephen king not because I think there would be no value in it but because whatever works for Stephen king is between him and god and that demon he made a pact with that lets him write 3000 words in one sitting daily.

[thoushaltnotlive]