What Five thinks he looks like explaining why the apocalypse will come:
What Five actually looks like:
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What Five thinks he looks like explaining why the apocalypse will come:
What Five actually looks like:
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old
Warming her tootsies.
me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever
he bake the beans
every character brendan fraser played in the 1990s was the himboest himbo to ever himbo
the energy this man exuded
I may need this later, for cosplay reasons…
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Cosplaying Ms. Frizzle, now on my bucket list
this. and now i admire john even more. nothing but respect for him
THIS.
John is a fucking king. All my admiration and respect.
awesome story. black doctors and nurses are the best.
We need more of this
How do i articulate how fucking Premium this content is
Hangry
this bitch empty
YEET
anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do
the signs do be kinda vibin doe 👀👉👈😳✊👊🖐️🥺🥺
tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential
coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans
someone tagged this as #tw drama
coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.
tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice
soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.
energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)
the caffeine fandom is fucking wild
Humans be like I’ll take a little poison. As a treat.
“I’ve had a horrible day and I blame it on not taking my poison ration”
talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them
my favorite part of scooby doo tho is when daphnes glamour and materialism somehow helps solve the mystery
Ok but if she knew she was allergic why tf you gonna risk your entire arm instead of just touching it with one finger?
Because daphne was and always will be that bitch