PORA

me is drill me go brr 22 y.o he/they muahahahahahhaaa

[memorydatas]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[memorydatas]

for context:

[dragonquestv]

[an-actual-lion-deactivated20200]

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

[leolikesaccountability]

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

[non-binary-ary]

Hope yall  like my abomination

[thegrimmlovely]

That last one is fucking moving istg

[silverjirachi]

at last. the gaydar

[cargopantsman]

[anathemaegg]

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[mayasaura]

I'm doing my part!!

[mayasaura]

I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.

[mayasaura]

Congratulations, you've unlocked the secret nerd bonus! I actually ended up texting a friend who specializes in the early Roman empire for advice on designing this special.

Honey and almond are pretty self-explanatory, as honey and nuts both figured heavily in Roman desserts. Cinnamon, meanwhile, means dead rich guy. It was insanely expensive to obtain, and the wealthiest of Romans used it to scent funeral pyres, so that the smell of burning cinnamon would cover the scent of cremation.

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[porabrrrr]

i NEEEEEED to rewatch yuri on ice TvT

[sagasolejma]

Fresh hot trans rage rant incoming:

Getting kinda tired of how trans people have to constantly bend over backwards for Harry Fucking Potter. "Oh you can still like it and participate in the fandom just don't give her money!!!" as if you aren't gushing over a media empire made by a person who wants me legally recognized as a pedophile rapist.

This is a franchise from a woman who actively uses her popularity and vast wealth to stoke the fires of trans hate *and* create laws that worsen the lives and rights of trans people. She is not just another HP Lovecraft with some kooky views but without the funds and guts to do anything about it, she is a genuine threat to trans people.

It feels like if this was against any other minority people wouldn't be so quick to brush it off and just go "oh well you can still like it teehee!" Like imagine for a second if Donald Trump started making a popular book series and you'd have to sit there and explain to your immigrant friends that "well I don't monetarily support him but of course I still read the books, watch the movies and participate in the fandom!" as if that isn't the most cringe and tone deaf thing in the world.

Idk, maybe I'm crazy. If the story of the Little Magic White Boy That Could is the media that's keeping you afloat, by all means continue, the world is shitty enough as it it, but at least, at the very least, learn to shut the fuck up about it.

[astrowell]

Having a hinge profile not because I want to date or anything but because I made a goofy ass profile and I can just people watch now essentially

[astrowell]

I got banned

[astrowell]

Friend went on a date only for the guy to tell them about this really cool hinge profile they saw yeah it was mine I haunt the narrative

[astrowell]

Hinge is breaking EU law now I am having the time of my life

(also friend is now dating the guy who saw my profile)

[astrowell]

They unbanned me I no longer can bombard them with legalities 😞

[porabrrrr]

now im interested in what this said cool hinge profile looks like 🧐

[curatedgenesis]

hobby includes: scrolling through a tumblr ship tag for an unhealthy amount of hours and mindlessly pressing the reblog button

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[gay-systemdeez]

Poop Goncharov directed by Shartin Scorsese.

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[bunjywunjy]

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

[bunjywunjy]

cry, probably

[splendentgoddess]

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

[subbyboymax]

IT’S TIME

[bunjywunjy]

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

[bunjywunjy]

we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!

this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”

thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!

[bunjywunjy]

hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.

she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..

she’s a T. Rex.

GOTTEM!

[bunjywunjy]

Halloween 2024.

ERASERHEAD BABY.

ohshit

[bunjywunjy]

hello from Halloween 2025! it’s been a hell of a year, but it’s okay.

everything will be fine.

[catcrumb]

[paskanmarja]

mitenkähä se pitäs ottaa ku lupauduin vastaamaan grafiikoista yhteen ainejärjestön semi tärkeeseen tapahtumaan ja koska oon perinteisten tekniikoiden fani nii oon tehny tähä mennes vesiväril ja sit (yht kannustavaa ihmist lukuun ottamatta) palaute on ollu luokkaa kulmakarvojen kohotus ja "mite aiot digitalisoida ton" (skannaamalla tai valokuvaamalla idiootti) ja sellane rivien välist luettava "miks me päästettii tää tyyppi asialle" viba ku oon jossai luentoje välis näyttäny parille toimikuntaa kuuluvalle kuvaa edistymisest

joo ei varmaa tuu näyttää 100% täydelliselt koska en oo robotti mut ite olin nii innoissani täst ennen ku näytin muille mitä oon tehny tähä mennes. tuntuu ettei ihmiset arvosta fyysist taidetta nykyää :-(

[porabrrrr]

jotku ei vaa arvosta, mut todnäk ei ne ite osais tehä yhtään paremmin. jos kukaa muu ei tarjoutunu nii niie kyl pitäis luottaa et tiiät mitä teet ja ei oo mukavaa jos ei sano suoraan mitään.

jos pitää tehä myös merkki ja halutaan et graffat on yhtenäiset, nii sillo ehk ymmärrän vähän (kosk vesivärit ei oo sillee paras tapa (liian ”epätasaset” värit) mut jos tietää mitä tekee kyl se onnistuu). ja kyl aikusen ihmisen pitäis osata ilmaista jos on huolia tämmösistä.

[the-polyhedron]

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

[kismetnemesis]

what happens when you stumble into the subway with a new york slice?

a dangerous rat boy whose job it is to destroy pizza becomes obsessed with you.

[nevver]

The New Yorker, Joe Dator

[psych-is-the-name]

[porabrrrr]

I am math legend. I do know how to integrate and solve differentials. I will pass my exam and therefor i will pass my course.