*squeaks at you squeaks at you*

I'm Hannah!! 26?? She/It Grey-Ace Lesbian Ratgirl thing i think. Mostly reblogging or yapping here. I hope you're having a nice day. Sometimes NSFW.

[orthoscheme]

considers this

[orthoscheme]

girls say this yea

[scwm]

[squeakitties]

sneezes really hard and an egg shoots out of me while punching a hole clean through my panties and jeans, ricochets off the ground and re-enters me perfectly

[tvrknows]

“Ohhh she keeps adjusting her glasses how cute it’s probably an awkward quirk” no fuckass they are falling off. My nose is a slide. Glasses were made for such a specific white people nose type that not a single one I’ve ever tried (OF MANY) fits my (A WHITE PERSON BTW) breathing tunnels. Do better society

[pocket-deer-belly]

mouse petplay, mousetrap play (animal friendly traps) and mousetrap play (lethal traps)

[pocket-deer-belly]

all of these are some form of feedism

[pocket-deer-belly]

idk enough about mice from a petcare standpoint to write the tumblr dom text

[dollmaycry]

the normal girl would like to sniff you while cuddling

[plush-puppy-selkie]

[antigoneprogone]

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

[void-returns-squared]

[princessporcelaingirl]

Dollgirl in washing machine

Awawawa

Awawa Awawa

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[porcelain-doll-witch]

There’s not enough girls in my DMs wanting to do horrible disgusting things to me. This is a dire problem

[porcelain-doll-witch]

And by not enough I mean zero. Why are there no evil lesbians in my DMs

[loving-parasite-moved]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[loving-parasite-moved]

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[orcboxer]

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

[thestarsaretrans]

You'll say you're anxious and girls will really start poking your anxiety gland like they're "helping" and it's like girl at least have a sadistic gleam in your eye while you do this I'm really close to a stressgasm (a bad thing I should not have yet desperately want)

[ntrider]

potion that turns the user into Saber for 5 hours

[ntrider]

[forces you to drink it]

[ficklefeatherflaunter]

Are you talking about like a sword. Like the things that they used in the 19th century?

[ntrider]

look up "Saber" in google images

[ficklefeatherflaunter]

Ok. So potion that turns into generic looking anime woman. She looks like a minor character in BlazBlue.

[ntrider]

how the fuck do you know what BlazBlue is but you've never seen Saber before

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,046 bad mental health days in a row

[ispinprideflags]

thats 22 years of bad mental health are you okay

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,050 bad mental health days in a row

[xtafur-blog]

They’re deactivated now and I really hope they are okay, but my nihilism is telling me something else. :(

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

nah i just changed urls a few times. i came out and transitioned, graduated college, and got an amazing girlfriend who lights up my life. i had to delete the queued update to this post that said 8400 days for my 23rd birthday because i’m in a really good place right now.

to everyone struggling: it really does get better.