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bluenightcomedies

💙headcanon: togekisses can actually stick their neck out far like a seal, they're just a flying football by default

#oh yes a classic

beardedmrbean

seaturtlesayshuh

Casting spells over long range: I use my amulet

Casting spells with high quality and fidelity: I use my fmulet

ellienamored

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting spells that are a lot alike the other spells dignity-wise but CANNOT be combined with them: i use my omtague

wonder-womans-ex

casting spells in the present tense: I use my amulet

casting spells in the past tense: i use my wasulet

problemnyatic

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting spells on myself: i use my ammelet

chonklatez

@21st-century-minutiae

21st-century-minutiae

The above is a series of jokes playing with the word "amulet" in a lexicographic manner, creating humorous riddles of intent via fake words.

The first joke plays with "am" in the word "amulet", replacing it with "pm." "AM" is a common abbreviation of the Latin phrase "ante meridiem" (literally "before midday/noon"), to refer to any time before noon. "PM" is its complement, from "post meridiem" ("after midday"). Pmulet is not a real word, but has been imagined as an amulet that is meant for the evening. All following jokes follow this format of a fake word.

The second joke is a reference to "AM" (amplitude modulation) and "FM" (frequency modulation). These are radio wave encoding schemes. "AM" radio maintains its signal over much greater distances, but "FM" radio has much better sound quality (as it is less susceptible to interference from the environment).

The third joke is a reference to Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, with its two deeply feuding houses, "both alike in dignity", the Capulets and the Montagues. Capulet is transformed into Amulet by removing the first letter and turning the third letter into an M. Repeating this translation on Montague results in "Omtague".

The fourth joke plays with the word "am" in amulet (the first person present tense form of "to be"). The past tense form of "am" is "was" forming "wasulet."

The final joke plays with the word "you" (the second person accusative pronoun), which is a homophone for the sound "u" in amulet (especially so because a "u" following an "m" is pronounced akin to "myu"). The first person accusative pronoun is "me", so replacing the "u" creates an "ammelet."

None of these newly formed words are real in English. They exist for the joke. English speakers in the early twenty-first century would be able to understand some or all of these jokes.

da-riya

nonepronounwithleftboy

@tiniestmousegirl @caramella-dansen @dehydratedlydia y'all

fleshengine

Oh my gosh I love girls I love being a girl I love being a girl who loves girls I love being loved by girls I love being loved by girls I love. I'm so gay.

squeakitties

blasts you with my placebo beam

snepril

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

gilgameshhimself

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

higglety

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

pixelartpeach

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

bonesbeetle

can see the pores on that thang

crow-with-a-pencil

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

quiche-draws

Pokedexy Challenge 2026 Day 5: Favorite Fairy Type

Togekiss! Hands down. That hasn’t changed since the last Pokedexy 🥰 Give me my giant flying egg.

yuve2625

dishnufu

trouble maker

warmfigure

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

unlettered-heathen

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

vetchtibbles

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

your-personal-ghost

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

vetchtibbles

it was the goat blame the goat

bish0ps

taskmastercaps

[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Kumail Nanjiani says, "Sharks predate trees, that is true. By, like, hundreds of years." Alex Horne makes a tiny pinching gesture with his finger and thumb, saying, "It's 150. It was very close at the beginning. 150 years." Surprised, Kumail says, "Is it really 150?" Alex replies impatiently, "No! It's... It's millions. Millions and millions." End ID.]

rimonoroni

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

rimonoroni

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

rimonoroni

it has been like. two days

cryptotheism

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.