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@portal64
proposal!
these are the two best bits of one exile to another.
POSTS THAT HIT DIFFERENT NOW
ADDITIONALLY:
LMFAO.
Crow: "They look like worms." Savathun: "Heehee hoohoo haah!! Worm."
The Tower Guardian Saga
Based on The Clark Saga by florkofcows
Inspired by @the-sarcastic-sorcerer cuz that post appeared on my dash and i said “oh i need to draw this immediately”
Forgive me.
only if you forgive me
His world now
HEY YOU
YOURE FINALLY AWAKE
Oh sweet Jesus.
i am so sorry for this
Where the FUCK is he?
If I had to see this, everyone who follows me has to too.
now THIS is why i refuse to leave tumblr. this horrible, beautiful, genius, fuckass shit
this....this is pure. fucking. gold. *applauds*
And this is why I love it here
thank u.........
@post-store
$103.99
The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping
The two people in the front wearing one shirt.
Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW
WHY IS IT BACK
no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
Don’t bring this meme back
BRING THIS MEME BACK.
I WILL ALAWYAS REBLOG THE NORWEGIAN SPECIAL OPS HARLEM SHAKE!
The guy smacking his head against the building
No matter how many times you watch this, there will always be one more bit of chaos to discover…
cannot cope with this reddit post my man is just reading a book at a local coffee shop and its ruining this persons life . the way the title reads like he was actively trying to ruin their marriage. the way this makes me lowkey self conscious as if everyone at starbucks secretly wants to fuck me when i go there to use the wifi to access petsites ive been IP banned on at home
are you prepared to accept the consequences of being the most fuckable person in the coffe shop?
its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....
im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate
upset at the accuracy of these tags
I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell
I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up
Go here and just, don’t waste any more money okay?
YES. I FOUND THE THING, IF ANYONE DOESN’T HAVE MONEY FOR COLLEGE TEXT BOOKS LIKE ME, THEN GO HERE OKAY?
reblogging to remember and help for u guys
these motherfuckers don’t deserve any pussy. fuck their dumb asses. ladies, when a guy asks you out and suggests a place to go, ALWAYS suggest another place to see if his ass is some lame pua wannabe. fellas, stop being a bunch of insecure pussies. this ISN’T how you prove yourselves to be alphas. smfh. real men know when to flex and when to chill, this was a fucking “chill” moment and he blew trying to be “alpha.” dumbass.
“do not tolerate disagreement” wtf?!?! some of you motherfuckers want a fucking dog NOT a woman.
Don’t give men a pass. These are real men. This is a man problem. This guy’s honest about wanting a doormat because he’s too stupid and undeservedly confident to realize how laughable and pathetic he is and comes off as. But plenty of men who are much smoother, who show you a good time, turn out to want exactly what this guy says: submission, sex, and undeserved gratitude for his existence.
I’ve read some of this stuff and it’s like NLP for incels basically. It’s easy to find.
A few examples:
Constantly move her around, each time she follows you build compliance
Ask for little things, which again builds compliance
Get lots of little yeses in a row to make it harder for her to say no
Location - make it easier for her to come back to yours than get home (eg drive her somewhere)
Talk her into selling herself, once she is in the mindset of demonstrating her value she will retrospectively believe she must have done it because you are high value
Deep dive - basically show interest in her as a person, but in a laid back way so she thinks you’re both interested but not amazed
As soon as she fails to comply, ruin the moment completely and “snap out of it” then try again to escalate to sex (so she will comply so as not to ruin things again)
Use female friends to look popular and well-adjusted so she doesn’t see you as a threat, then basically act as a threat now she has talked herself out of being scared of you
Don’t have conversations by text or phone, just use it to get her to meet you alone
I suggest straight women read as much of this stuff as they can, it’s obviously effective because it’s psychological manipulation. Some men are naturally good at this stuff, some pay for “courses” in it… Some become Elliott Rodger.
No. Just no. If he feels emasculated by change in venue then he is not the man for you. If he uses any of these PUA tactics on you, just walk away. Treat each other like people. Why is that so fuckin hard?!?
PUA = “Pick-Up Artistry”
NLP = Neuro-Linguistic Programming
This is horrible and gross to read. But as a survivor of emotional manipulation, emotional and sexual abuse myself, I feel this needs to be spread.
Please stay save.
not to derail, but these two additions are from terfs. “Don’t give men a pass. These are real men. This is a man problem.“ is coming from the perspective of 1: “men” including trans women and 2: them believing that violence is inherent to men.
it’s not a “man problem,” it’s not baked into their dna, it’s a choice that these shitheads are making. by presenting it as inherent to men it lets the shitheads off the hook (another flavor of boys will be boys rather than recognizing their behavior and choices as awful) while giving people a free pass to harass marginalized men and trans people because men are Inherently Evil and therefore deserve it.
don’t fall into gender essentialism because of predators and shitheads, violence isn’t inherent to men and goodness isn’t inherent to women
This is also an example of how easy it is for TERFs to sway you to their ideology. I don’t have shinigami eyes on my phone (the thing that made their names red as used by cardentist). What blackswallowtailbutterfly said was sus and easy to pick up on as terfy by being an “all men” tactic, but gdck didn’t overly have terf tactics at all. They try pulling you in with topics you might agree with and slowly expose you to terf things you’ll agree with.
In that, they’re also programming you. Be safe.
he peed on the laptop
That Pokemon Legend Arceus game is everything I ever wanted!!!!!!!!!
Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals
It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals
I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison:
Alexa can play Skyrim tho
Damn you’re right.
I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.
here you go
Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house
You’re like the 400th person to add this so:
This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:
Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:
This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.
I saw the red and blue and my first response was “Roomba is using this sensitive information for GERRYMANDERING purposes”
SWAT team, bursting into your room, having been briefed with detailed Roomba-collected maps: *avoids difficult rug*
so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'
i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience
You mean this sign?
Missed opportunity for "Seatbelt safety; stay seated, not yeeted"
Stay seated, not yeeted
does luke even know what a mandalorian is? or is he just like “wow these guys all look like boba fett huh”
glad we’re all on the same page here
Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys