friendship ended with reality

now mammon from obey me is my best friend

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sweatermuppet]

How will you have a femme cowboy!? What would one even look like 🤔

[callmewisteria]

this is my daughter, Elina. more on her later!!!

[rasairui]

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

[elldritch-horror]

Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?

[rasairui]

It's both the mint situation is fucking severe

[gallusrostromegalus]

First off, hell yeah She/He and He/She positivity!

More urgently perhaps, if you need to use a shitload of mint up:

You can use fresh mint leaves pretty much everywhere you use parsely if you're not afraid of flavors. I personally like them in Kofta-seasoned meatballs.

Also adds a nice bit of brightness if you add a handful to the fuckton of basil in Pesto.

Depression Meal much less depressing with festive mint garnish!

50% chance your cat reacts to mint the same way as they do to catnip. stuff some toys with it.

Also stuff some in some dog toys. They also enjoy a Novel Scent to investigate.

Mint goes great in pretty much every cold beverage. Lemonade. Juice. Sprite. Iced Mocha? Peppermint Iced Mocha.

I don't drink alcohol but apparently it goes well in a ton of cocktails as well.

Dry it, grind it, put it in a bunch of those little jars that we all fucking hoard for no reason, label as "Organic Mint from the Garden of (your name)" and Bam! Your "I don't know you particularly well but I am socially obligated to get you a gift" holiday plans are done. Office party? Mint. White elephant exchange? Mint. Assorted cousins you practially never speak to? Mint. It's like foisting Zucchini off on people except they thing it's very personal and touching for some reason.

You're Welcome!

[thepurpletape]

Artwork by Matt Talbot

nineteeneightyeight.com/collections/talbot

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

[computationalcalculator]

the tea company founded by a cult is posting furry thirst-trap art on instagram

[computationalcalculator]

wish I was making this up. I really do

[atomic-lola]

Just wanted to put a plug in for one of my new fav websites, Can I Play That?, which focuses on accessbility reviews of video games by disabled gamers. As someone with a dexterity/mobility disability in my hands (carpal tunnel) I NEED games that allow easy and convenient ways to push buttons to do stuff and let me rebind keys at will. I’m now checking Can I Play That? before buying games since their reviews are ++. They include accessibility reviews for deaf/hard of hearing and cognitive disabiliies too.

Can I Play That provides accessibility focused game reviews and news. For Disabled Gamers, By Disabled Gamers.

[doeofdevotion]

All these nurses leaving their jobs because they won’t get vaccinated and claiming it’s because God will protect them is the modern day version of the story of the drowning man who refused to get into boats coming to save him because he said he was waiting for God to save him instead and then he dies and he’s like “wtf God why didn’t you save me” and God’s like I sent you boats you fucking ding dong

[nakialli]

part 2 of my ghiblitober/fitstober/drawtober howl and sophie!

[tikkety-tok]

Life imitating art.

[lesbepositive]

[kilbygirrl]

these 20’s really aint roaring man

[greelin]

[slowly raises hand] yeah, so, does making out with the enemy count as “fraternizing” or

[undercoverlesbian]

there are two wolves inside you:

one wants to wear a suit on your wedding day

one wants to wear a dress on your wedding day

youre fucking gay

[besarelcielo]

age 20-25 is like i am a baby i am a grown woman i am but a small girl i am the oldest and wisest woman alive i just began to exist i am but an embryo

[exitwound]

tinder bio that says i have JSTOR institutional access

[calebwittebane]

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

[solfungus-deactivated20220629]

"womens section"... more like where the hot men shop

[sapphivity]

there is something so beautiful about women loving women.