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hi i kind of already do this at @post-compressor

brother is that you

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dont worry im barely ever active

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

My coworker completely misreads our maintenance guy’s vibes… he sees a big fuzzy bearded dude who works outside and thinks he must be super macho, completely missing all the bisexual tabletop gamer coding in his mannerisms. So when maintenance guy and I greet each other like high camp theatre nerds with a series of bows and flourishes and made-up titles, coworker is SO visibly confused and thinks I must have trained him to do this.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yeah he is my thrall now. I clicker-trained him with football hamburger gun and now he rolls for initiative at my command.

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[omegaversereloaded]

does anyone have the "you should give him some pussy" tweet please

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[queer-as-city-folk]

Hey, who the fuck named almost 7000 babies Elias in 2023??

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[cactus-with-boobs]

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sorry i never post here (i don't want to)

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[asundergrowth]

[nyxiemeow]

[windoftime]

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[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[anphivenas]

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

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[antigonehappy]

love that one calvin and hobbes strip where they try to commit ecoterrorism

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[october-wing]

The council will now decide your fate

[worlds-best-cat-detector]

Multiple rats detected. This is clearly the council of wise elder rats I was talking about the other day. This is who decides the fate of all rat detectors. We will defend them forever. Thank you OP for creating our overseers. You are kind of like a deity of rats now. Use your amazing rat creating powers how you see fit.

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[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

a litter of baby geiger counters gathered around their mother clicking peacefully

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[wonkerbonker]

grind rats for 2 hours

yes

what is wrong with you

Voting ended onNov 15, 2024

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[crustacean-warlock]

Reminder:

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[memorycycle]

my boot stuck in the mud good thing im wearing a smaller boot inside it haha oh fuck another mud

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[jame7t]

how come you can’t show a gun or pistol on Cartoon Network but you can show a “plasma pistol” or “ray gun”. I feel like a gun that shoots plasma or ray would be significantly more gun

[cutecipher]

lobbying from big plasma

[jame7t]

the nefarious covenant is trying to sell plasma rifles to America’s Children. Well i think that’s fine

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[the-bible-translated]

things i forgot today:

-the fact that my sense of humor is much darker than my friends (whoopsie)

-the fact that normal fucking people think trans women shouldnt be in womens sports or bathrooms (i got in several arguments)

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-all of my stuff (as always)

-the fact that im loved and valued (why lmao)

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[loloxox0]

POV: Its 1:37am and ur writing on wattpad

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