uwu

keke wasn’t interested 😔

[consivanqueen]

[nightprophet]

*drop’s a box of minion tic tacs* aaahhh my minions! theres minions everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion * *bends over seductively to pick up a minion*

[cowboyism]

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[roachswallower]

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

[roachswallower]

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

[roachswallower]

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

[crimewave420]

“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”

[d0gbl0g]

[powerburial]

What does noon to afternoon mean?

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

12:00-12:01

He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.

[chevalierdog-deactivated2014082]

[basemall]

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[podencos]

Person: hi, how are you doing? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you?

[memewhore]

[champagnemanagement]

[britneyqueers]

[zsnes]

[pietriarchy]

[capacity]

Bye I went to Taco Bell and bought a bean burrito and the cashier was like eeeew why u eat this nasty shit

[thebootydiaries]

him: she’s probably thinking about another guy…

me: ants be like……*ant noise* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂