~Whassup Sluts~

Sometimes I get high and go on tumblr. Old enough to know better than to put personal information online.

[segamascott]

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[piendish]

riddle me this, riddle me me that, whoose afraid of the big small cat.

[femmchantress]

doctor prescribes a joint and a cup of coffee on the porch while listening to the morning birdsong

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[posts-for-when-im-high]

Oh GOD I hope not

[threedollarsdotcom]

> open up wallet

> full of blood

[ebaybumpstock]

Hallo my name is Cree P. Fuck

[posts-for-when-im-high]

Me, three edibles deep at the Weird Al concert: why am I lowkey attracted to Puddles the Clown

[posts-for-when-im-high]

Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[posts-for-when-im-high]

The Meepets

[scissorsaint]

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

[daughtercest]

kinda fucked up i’ll never know what it’s like to have a penis and jerk it off. i bet that shit feels crazy.

[kosmogrl]